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Penny Farthing

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  1. I have nothing again Homo sapiens.
  2. The UDA etc might be missing a trick .. back to the North and then paddle them across to Scotchland in an inflatable for £3,000 a throw only about 15 miles.
  3. Billy's response suggests that he is still (and will remain) a virgin and has never seen a live vagina other that in his Uncle Jim's Porn mags that are stashed behind the cistern in the outside bog.
  4. I do not agree, they both have a smug look with make me want to smash them in the face with a lead filled sock.
  5. They can do what they like so far as it does not affect me, but this pretentious "husband & wife" shit should be stuffed right their back passages .. Husband & wife is a forma partnership between a man and a woman.
  6. They are just an ordinary loving couple.
  7. A heart warming story in this cruel world https://news.sky.com/story/money-latest-manifestation-personal-finance-mortgages-sky-news-blog-13040934
  8. One day they might be able to cure everything including @King Billy although I hope he dies from covid before that happens.
  9. Have you been having sex with @Wolfie or are you just stewed on white lightening in your council bungalow?
  10. Take no notice of the silly cunts .. none of them have been to Lan Dud No or Lan Gol Len.
  11. Any thoughts on Torrette's Syndrome? fatguts.
  12. There is nothing wrong with @Ape™️, he is a very good friend of mine.
  13. He chucked me out of the shop when I asked him if he had any big rubber "O" rings.
  14. I remember a gentleman with a stammer who applied for a management job based at Llandudno Junction .. when was asked if he could speak Welsh he replied .. "Fucking Welsh! I've got a F-f-fucking job sp-speaking English!". He did not get the job .. these days of course it w-would be d-different.
  15. I asked the man in the shop "Have you got any Bulldog clips?" He replied "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell".
  16. As said I don't have a meter .. I had it by-passed and chucked it in the bin.
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