Penny Farthing

14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.

Paul Gadd.

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

The advertising agency and client marketing director who signed this off should be fired. In view of the country's history I don't think dark satanic skies above blood-red hills is going to induce anyone to see Rwanda in a different light. 

Are those the hills behind Macclesfield where you go up to the Cat n' Fiddle and Buxton?

1 hour ago, Fior said:

Hello I'm new here.

i can't stand cunts like Stokes who is obviously totally guilty of being a nasty bullying fight starting cunt and now the ginger haired spastic is trying to lie his way out of trouble. Hope he gets banged up proper. 

Another small matter is to careful about using this "spastic" word as there are a couple of "bungalow dwellers" on this site and they might get offended.

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Cheers. 

Want anything ordered from Amazon?

Thanks .. I'll send you a list over tomorrow. Need to see a friend first as he knows how to get money out of the bank when you have not got the card to hand.

18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Just PM me the 16 digit number on the front of your bank card and the 3 digit security code on the signature strip on the back, and I'll get you joined up forthwith.

I have already done it Eric .. check your PMs as I have sent his card number and security code so that you can put them in a safe place.

12 hours ago, Punkape said:

If I’m going about my business in some city centre, civic square, airport or railway station I don’t want to have my progress impeded by illegal gatherings of dancing cunts.

Invariably “performing art” students  homos and gender dubious riff-raff from crappy universities these twats impose their music and lewd gyrations upon the public without license illegally.Our increasingly bent and perverse Police force arrive and fail to uphold law and order.More often than not some of the “Officers” join in instead of  controlling a public order breakdown.

Such disgraceful assemblies should immediately dispersed with water canons, tear gas and old fashioned truncheons.

Fuck off.

What is the "business" that you going about .. could you not use your entrepreneurial talent to gain some financial advantage by befriending these folk?

Welcome to the forum. It is good to have a newcomer with a nom covering a new subject.

Memory lapse Punker's?

Everything OK @Boaby baby?

Repeat Bollocks!

10 hours ago, Punkape said:

Michael Gove will be Prime Minister soon after Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Jeremy Corbyn will be assassinated by Mossad.

How are you Punker's mate .. is your name Gerald?

23 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

I get an invite every year and a bonus, so iam totally fine with these sort of people.  The birds tend to be good looking hookers who do a bit on the side.  So always good fun to have a party with.

Do you work in a warehouse ?

I never get an invite any of these things but I do walk in, start chatting and help myself to whatever is on offer on the buffet and if questioned I will ask for someone at random. When finished I will mutter something like "oh this is not the staff association do" and then walk out.

5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

It's full of wax. 

Is it ruby wax?

15 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

What is that all about ?  Is it nutritious ? Is it delicious ? 

I tried it once and did not care for it's taste.  That said, I did have a heavy duty ear infection at the time.  

Do you like chocolate lollies.. If you do Punker's will be your best mate. 

1 hour ago, Filthy Cunt said:

Thanks for the advice, I shall seek one out immediately 

@Punkape is fond of Roger or is it rogering?

6 minutes ago, Boaby said:

Oh and miss spelling bollocks as bollox. Cunts

Bollo.

56 minutes ago, The Fourth Reich said:

Guten Abend guter Herr. The guilty will pay for their crimes.

Wait until you get called up for jewery service. That will shut you up.

On 8/9/2018 at 8:56 PM, Frank said:

I’ve been lucky Decs. By doing very little.. buying and selling old tat and houses, I’ve somehow become comfortably numb. Life is great in W1.

Vive!

Wouldn't you rather be somewhere in Dorset such as Lyme Regis or West Bay?

10 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I doubt his bottom of the range Nikon came with an adequate wide angle lens.

He's got a Sony mirrorless camera and could use the panorama mode.

On 8/8/2018 at 2:23 PM, Punkape said:

This is not Tripoli, Medina or Cairo and the Burka should be banned forthwith.

Boris Johnson was wrong to say Islamic women should be allowed to wear Burkas. He is out of touch with the vast majority who want them outlawed.A head veil is acceptable and compatible with those in Christian orders.Boris however, superbly caricatures the Burka wearer with his letterbox and bank robber analogies....lol.

If Islamic fuckwits don’t like this they should fuck off to Iraq or some other totalitarian Islamic shithole.

To be honest the last time I visited Alderley Edge and Wimslow^sic they were both very much like Cairo or Tunstall on market day so you have no room to talk.

12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

This, right here, is a perfect example of why cunts on here give you a hard time. 

I suspect you love it really, though, don't you?

Good morning Baw's

16 hours ago, Punkape said:

 

I’d be delighted to give you my opinion but the topic needs a nomination off it’s own.

I’m sure someone will oblige..?,

 

Good morning Punker's

4 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Bullseye!

Talk about shooting fish in a barrel. I’m fucking bored now......too fucking easy.

Fuck you wankers.

You OK Judge? ..Your mate Drew Peacock is back.

8 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said:

What the fuck is that all about ? 

Have you ever thought about the health benefits of drinking Dettol?

TBH any woman who wears a burqua anywhere on Earth is a cunt.