Penny Farthing

9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

You don't mind if I change the subject for a moment Pen?  Would you say that Mr Grouser is the best character in Toytown Tales.  Despite being a fucking old moaner he does have a sense of humour and keeps his promises as for example when he paid Larry the Lamb for information regarding buried treasure. Mike Read said he enjoyed a lot of children's tv programmes but drew the line at Larry the Lamb.  I don’t. 

I know nothing of Toytown Tales .. I do remember seeing muffin the mule back in 1955 if that helps.

3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

That's interesting, Pen, what a great contribution to this thread. 

Fuck off. 

This is none of your business .. I am not your friend.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

You can't tell me they aren't live webcamming themselves doing sex for this so called mystery money. 

Sexual activity means sperm fertilising eggs. not sticking dicks into fat gobs or back passages.

I have mixed feeling here as I do like both @Frank and @Ape™️, it would be nice if you were both friends.

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Or men who masturbate under trees

Or two lesbians that tell you that "the lord" has blessed their union.

7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I thought that said he was "Masturbating under a tree"  until I put me specs on

 

It is the smug self righteous look on their faces that annoys me .. the same look that you see on the faces of born again christians or other religious fuckwits.

58 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Do I detect a smidgen of homophobia.?.As far as I'm aware it's not gays who blow up buses , pop concerts and drive lorries into people .That's left to a particular tranche of society that many seem intent on marching in support of. You couldn't fucking write it .

I have nothing again Homo sapiens.

56 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

We see that alright pen baby and we've a lovely warm tent waitin for them outside the IPA office in Mount Street with porta loo that conveniently overflowing back into the nest of tents..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

The UDA etc might be missing a trick .. back to the North and then paddle them across to Scotchland in an inflatable for £3,000 a throw only about 15 miles.

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Is there such thing as a velcro attached vagina or  did you make that up ?.

Billy's response suggests that he is still (and will remain) a virgin and has never seen a live vagina other that in his Uncle Jim's Porn mags that are stashed behind the cistern in the outside bog.

8 hours ago, Rev said:

This pair of fucking raging, prolapsed fart-punching bastards have got stinkfist written all over them.

I want them dead.

Cunts.

 

I do not agree, they both have a smug look with make me want to smash them in the face with a lead filled sock.

18 hours ago, and said:

Who wasn't? 🤩

Wigan Casino.

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Its cunts who pronounce the place where you can get a full english, bacon sarnies, cup o' tea and a fried slice a "c'faay" instead of "caff", that boils my piss. Spaghetti bolognese is for poofs. 

Lar Tay

8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

 

I don't think a taff can extoll the virtues of a perfect lifestyle. The sheep look nervously  behind for a reason.

Wolfie is poorly don't hurt him

18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Go AIDS go!!

They can do what they like so far as it does not affect me, but this pretentious "husband & wife" shit should be stuffed right their back passages .. Husband & wife is a forma partnership between a man and a woman.

33 minutes ago, Neil said:

Pair of cunts

Puffs.

36 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I wonder if he 'manifests' a bloody brown-eye every night. 

I bet these crackpots have scrubbed the word coincidence from their vocabulary.

They are just an ordinary loving couple.

11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

That's fucking Alan Titchmarsh! 

Alan Titchmarsh's boyfriend?

A heart warming story in this cruel world

https://news.sky.com/story/money-latest-manifestation-personal-finance-mortgages-sky-news-blog-13040934

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Ffs .Listen to the science .I did .Dont you know that a bloke with a face like a bull mastif , hands like shovels and a 10 inch love python is a woman if he puts on a flowery frock and calls himself Elaine .Take your medicine like the good doctor says and stop being a far right extremist nazi lunatic .

One day they might be able to cure everything including @King Billy although I hope he dies from covid before that happens.

6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

The Return of The King is announced today with great fanfare. 

And yet still not a peep from Kensington Palace from a woman 30 or so years his junior, with an apparently incidental finding of an unspecified cancer discovered on histology post-op. 124 days since her last incontrovertible public appearance. Her husband still flying solo on his weekly public outing. 

The smell of bullshit is overpowering.

Keep watching. 

After effect of covid injections? @King Billy will know.

10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

What about your massive Japs eye on your massive shlong. "Don't make that angry, you wouldn't like it when it's angry"

Have you been having sex with @Wolfie or are you just stewed on white lightening in your council bungalow?

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

It's always about YOU isn't it? 

YES

On 25/04/2024 at 18:31, ClitWestwood said:

Wtf is a 'taff' you cunt? North Wales is pretty beautiful and has stuff like this...

 

Whereas thick drooling spastic retards like you in the south of England/London have this lol...

Who feels sorry for who again? 🤣

 

 

Take no notice of the silly cunts .. none of them have been to Lan Dud No or Lan Gol Len.

50 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Some of the worst serial murderers have come from Wales.   

So have some of the best.

Any thoughts on Torrette's Syndrome? fatguts.