Penny Farthing

7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Who's he?

He's from Doncaster I think.

So you live somewhere like Berney Arms or Reedham.

4 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I think you should be offered a choice of hearing people being executed in different ways CB. All forms of dispatch would need to be slow of course. The following methods suggest themselves:

1. Garotting
2. Eaten alive by kittens
3. Teaching

I once met Lesley Garott

On 7/29/2018 at 2:41 PM, Gareth Hunt said:

After numerous recent discussions down the pub, I have been dismayed to note how prevalent these types are, especially in boozers of the "micro pub/brewery" niche.

It seems that some people will only be happy when there are no borders, no nations, no differentiated races; instead, the dream appears to be a world full of coffee-coloured people, roaming the planet at will, all bumming each other and stuff. C.U. Next Tuesday is what I say.

Gareth.

You can stick your Gold Blend and John Steed up your back passage.

5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Britain is currently in the middle of developing pilotless fighter jets, remind me what spud land is currently developing?

lol

 

Panzer has actually got a form of "locked in syndrome " where he has to type his posts out on a special "keypad" using eye movements. The version of locked in syndrome he has is called "Locked In The EU Syndrome". Sadly death will be his only release.

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What about comedians? "For racist, homophobic and sexist comedy press 1 for Bernard Manning, if you want to listen to some squeeky voiced Geordie going on about biscuits and her cat press 2 for Sarah Millican, if you want to listen some middle class cunt going on about his kid saying "juice" but sounds like 'Jews'  press 3 for Michael McIntyre or if you want some jock who you can't understand because of their accent and early onset Alzheimer's then press 4 for Billy Connolly or  press 5 to listen to Helen Keller sing DoingThe Lambeth Walk".

The only press and hold I wanted to do on Bernard Manning was to press and hold his windpipe for about ten minutes.

Panzer is quiet this morning has Judge been outside his residence singing Croppies Lie Down?

Worst is the 2 second screech from a soprano followed by an Indian sounding female saying "Hi, I'm Becky, how can I help?".

20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Just checking - does anyone think it's a good idea to leave this comment lying around where a thin-skinned megalomaniac with his palsied finger on the nuclear trigger might see it?

Yes.

7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

F or was he melted down for candle wax t

He was reprocessed into that ghastly beef-jerky stuff.

12 hours ago, Punkape said:

I thought some of my contributions were bad until I had to pick my way through your horrible, inane offerings....

So this finally is an admission that you are a fucking wind-up merchant.

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I always assumed he was a Beatles enthusiast. 'Applescruffs' was the nickname of the group of hardcore fans that followed the band around.

The Beatles are his other fixation.

4 minutes ago, nocti said:

Blatant?

Yes.

8 minutes ago, nocti said:

I'm wearing jeans right now. What do you think of that Spunkers you fabulistic latent homosexual?

He's not latent.

2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Sometimes I pity old scruffo.  Then I come to my senses and remember he's taking the fucking piss. Dress a mannequin in Ann Summers and he'd be ready to wed. 

I miss him as a mod .. he took less than 10 seconds to take down my nom that called John Lennon a cunt.

23 hours ago, Punkape said:

Useful information for Autumnal holiday planning...

Did you ever work for the railway .. perhaps on the track at Crewe .. Was it you who laid a length up Sydney?

13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Judge will have a view, no doubt. But it will be originating from his take away order of latkes and knishs from Hymies delicatessen 

And his 2 litre bottle of White Lightening.

3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I rather miss old Snatchers. He brought a certain rebellious spirit to this place. 

I bet that both of the Drew's would look her over as well and that she might Apple's woman of his dreams.

On 7/28/2018 at 1:32 PM, Punkape said:

i wear chinos

 

Are you Tony Blair?

On 7/28/2018 at 1:32 PM, Punkape said:

Jeans are for teenagers with dubious sexual identities, faggots, biker gangs,drug addicts, rodeo fantasists and other assorted wankers and degenerates.

Jeans are largely banned at most up market establishments, clubs and sports meetings so why on earth pay for cloth designed as workwear for agricultural peasants in the southern USA.

Indeed why on earth would anyone have the name of known homosexuals on the arse of their trousers? (Armani, Versace, Dolce and Bender).

i wear chinos and properly tailored trousers.

Karl Lagerfeld is a massive cunt.

 

Fuck off.

Punker's do you say "Rugby" or "Rugger"?

Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Neil?

Yes .. no doubt I about that, I also think that Snatch might have had a go.

I wonder what SOCCER stands for Suck Off Cocks .. you finish it off.

Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Be it known this day, I am not one of them, unless given a chainsaw and machete. 

I bet that MC would.

I don't think either Ratter's Judge will like all these jewsy comments.

27 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Would you have a go at it?

No, but I know a few who would.