Penny Farthing

5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Boot lips...laffin

Panzerknacker 

Germany calling! Germany calling!

2 hours ago, sean5302 said:

Peddling, not pedalling. Paedoing, maybe.

Are you a non-binary?

9 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

Peddling, not pedalling. Paedoing, maybe.

Perhaps he was riding a tricycle at the time.

@Panzerknacker What are your thoughts on Rosemary Scallon and her thoughts on the EU?

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Thanks for the warning. Let me return the favour by advising you not to waste a single second on anything Pen posts ever again. Rumour has it that in 2011 she posted something that wasn't complete and utter fucking dogshit, but statistically speaking you're on safe ground just ignoring everything to be on the safe side.

Ooooh you got a like from Craig!

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This seems familiar, do you like trains?

You need to ask him about Goostrey.

1 hour ago, Lord McCunty said:

  Thankfully, Punkape is banned from any contact with animals 

No he isn't, he's involved with horses .. he's a bareback rider.

3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

… you're still into flagellation I see. Does he borrow your thigh-boots & net stockings?

He might wear thigh high boots when he is angling in the River Bollin.

What say you Punker's

Oakridge Village Hall, again near Sapperton

A quick look on googlemaps near Sapperton found these .. bang in the middle of the AONB

Not exactly cotswolds stone here

Note modern conservatory and what looks like porch made from reconstituted stone.

7 hours ago, sean5302 said:

In fact, how is Dec here? Whenever I go to Norfolk, people are surprised that my BMW hasn't got a power take-off and shackles for a plough.

Is it possible to post here, on a typewriter, from the library?

Genuinely surprised. Bootiful, ooh aah.

You can use a stencil.

5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You've got thinner skin than an pack of lepers. 

Try a witty repost or perhaps something funny once in a while.

Failing that, the mainline at Crewe or Aust cliff

Can you say that again Craig?

21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Stopped pretending to be a woman pen anon?

Craig is that you?

4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Any chance you could cable tie a heavy duty bin liner round your neck and jump into the Severn at Aust whilst holding a breeze block? 

You first Craig.

9 hours ago, sean5302 said:

Hmm. 40 years ago I'd be starting my first job. We used to have jobs here then. Now it's all queers who've come up from the south. Somebody looked atthem "funny" and the Police haven't got time to comfort them. They work for the DPP and suchlike here.

After you retired did you open a shop in Rotherham that sold surgical appliances and disability aids? Also about three or four years ago did you get a visit from a rather shifty Swedish gentleman? @Drew Peacock any chance that you can check this cunt out?

7 hours ago, sean5302 said:

Surprised that none of you cunts have commented about all this.

I was unable to access my accounts with the TSB last April.

I tried to get them closed online and then by phone. They refused, I'd have to visit a branch.

I was over in East Yorkshire and went to the Goole branch.

After 40 minutes' waiting, the doddering, pensionable old cunt behind the counter finally worked out how to do it.

She then tried to thrust £2000 in uncounted notes, into my hand. This bank really is a disgrace.

I've been in contact with them again, as they refused to pay interest up to the point I closed the accounts.

I see they're still not right today, with £176 million losses and two thirds of complaints not looked at yet.

A real shower of cunts. They should be here with us.

Rother's?

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

I already know it's nowhere I'd want to be seen dead.

The first digit of his PIN is 7, by the way.

He just changed it to 5.

1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I wish you'd get "on line"

On the main fucking line at Crewe just before a non stopping train comes belting through. Take your spunk stained, weirdo fucking pals with you.

Five valleys Chris?

1 minute ago, scotty said:

Fuck me, another ancient cunt. 

I thougt that you were "working" Yorkshire 40 years ago?

25 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

Well, from what I've read of your stuff, you don't do well with folk from anywhere.

Are you a student .. the sort that chants. "We're here! We're queer! We can't pay nine grand a year! .. you will go well as part of the clique.

23 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

 parkland than anywhere else in the UK.

Park or Paki?

19 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

When you live in God's own county,

So where abouts in Cheshire do you live?

13 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Can't give you the count you requested, except to say the silly sod hasn't yet realised that each post comes stamped with the poster's name and avatar, obviating the need for a signature within the body of the post.

As for content, think sub-Prof B except without the breadth of content....or the intellectual depth come to think of it....with a few fake Paddywhackeries ('yizzes' and 'laffins' feature heavily) for that stamp of authentic bollocks

 

Do you think that he could actually come from somewhere like Dorking in Surrey?