King Billy

Via arseway station, Prick lane, Old cunt road, Tottenham cunt road. Shitehall. Browning st.,Pricktoria, cockshall bridge, Ringston upon Thames, etc. etc. etc. Fuckin shit shovin cunts get about nowadays.

Ah So were not really friends. Now I’ve got it. You don’t like me. By fuck You’re good. You had me fooled with all your compliments and I fell for it. You’re a smart cookie, all that black hole talk and shit I don’t understand. But I think I’ve got it now. You’re Stephen Hawking aren’t you? How can I compete with you Mr half mannequin half dribbling gimp. And also how do you know my bird?

Great big shithole

It really took you 19 hours to write this. Excellent work

As you start your second week at fuckin Butlins more like. You’ve turned your ‘chalet’ into a brass house and your bitch, sorry missus is working flat out to try and earn your national express fares back to shitsville. Luckily the annual Jamaican single fathers volleyball team arrived yesterday, all four coaches of horny dark meat. So thank fuck for hard working women. Living the dream baby.

And the point of you is??? Unless brexit has led to a shortage of fucking halfwit retard cunts

Is Albert your wife’s real name ?

You shouldn’t put your own picture up. It’s asking for the wrong type of attention😘

Bertie Smalls

Sorry I misread you first time around and thought I can’t kiss the arse of a heavy shitter, established or no. So apologies again and just to let you know, it would be an honour and a never dreamed of privelege to feast on your ample buttocks, as requested sir. Who said dreams never come true?

Once again you have revealed your plan of attack to your foe, thus rendering your anal blitzkreig a futile battle strategy. My rearguard rectal defences are said to be impregnable. Donner und blitzen respekierter Herr.

Yeah you got me

Like your missus on your wedding night☹️

Are you Bonnie Langford?

Never made u go either. Just taking things slow at first xxxxx

And every one knows that the bishop is just weak alias for super Cunt

Eric don’t let the cockblockers ruin us. We must be strong. Our love will survive

I love you just the way you are

Looks like our axis of evil has come to a premature end. Still can’t stop here chatting all night.The Sudetenland won’t annex itself. Auf weidersein

I see your really working hard on your big words. Well done

What’s it like? And be the way it’s spelled Cantona. If you don’t believe me have a look on the back of your fake football shirt. Or as it’s you possibly on the front.

Spunked sic

As your male special friend sounded in your arse

Or two bald men fighting over a comb

I don’t think your red crayon is spelling right