King Billy

Spot on his fucking shitty arsed mothers forehead mate

Rinder and Judy

Obviously being of slightly browner shade than us normal humans and therefore not as fluent in the native tongue of the civilised world, he has without doubt, as a welcome and indisputable asset to our historically safe and welcoming country mistaken funeral parlour for massage parlour. Therefore in my opinion he should be entitled to a massive compensation payout, televised apology from HRH and Theresa and possibly a benefit concert at Wembley. If he’s happy to let the matter drop then we should consider it a lucky escape and learn from the experience. Oh and apparently the Lib Dem’s have suspended him for the maximum 7 days for a first offence. If that doesn’t teach him a lesson then I’m a cunt, and we all know that’s not true.

Maybe brexit is to blame for the shortage of live people. See Tony Blair and all them other remain cunts mustn’t be cunts

Cunt

Cunt

The judiciary have to keep their own personal tastes such as horse whipping etc. seperate from their professional obligations. One of the negative aspects of their chosen career, but balanced out by all the other sick perversions which come with the job. If it pleases your worship.

Smeggie? No thanks mate I’m into women. Sorry

And I’m not gonna call you Ah So. We aren’t really at that stage of our friendship yet, so for now it’s Arsehole. I think that’s the proper way to proceed. Full names all round Mr Hole.

Will a wet wipe do? I keep some in the car when I’m out and about late at night. Just one of my many eccentricities

Should have just called the war off once the place had been turned into shitdust

Via arseway station, Prick lane, Old cunt road, Tottenham cunt road. Shitehall. Browning st.,Pricktoria, cockshall bridge, Ringston upon Thames, etc. etc. etc. Fuckin shit shovin cunts get about nowadays.

Ah So were not really friends. Now I’ve got it. You don’t like me. By fuck You’re good. You had me fooled with all your compliments and I fell for it. You’re a smart cookie, all that black hole talk and shit I don’t understand. But I think I’ve got it now. You’re Stephen Hawking aren’t you? How can I compete with you Mr half mannequin half dribbling gimp. And also how do you know my bird?

Great big shithole

It really took you 19 hours to write this. Excellent work

As you start your second week at fuckin Butlins more like. You’ve turned your ‘chalet’ into a brass house and your bitch, sorry missus is working flat out to try and earn your national express fares back to shitsville. Luckily the annual Jamaican single fathers volleyball team arrived yesterday, all four coaches of horny dark meat. So thank fuck for hard working women. Living the dream baby.

And the point of you is??? Unless brexit has led to a shortage of fucking halfwit retard cunts

Is Albert your wife’s real name ?

You shouldn’t put your own picture up. It’s asking for the wrong type of attention😘

Bertie Smalls

Sorry I misread you first time around and thought I can’t kiss the arse of a heavy shitter, established or no. So apologies again and just to let you know, it would be an honour and a never dreamed of privelege to feast on your ample buttocks, as requested sir. Who said dreams never come true?

Once again you have revealed your plan of attack to your foe, thus rendering your anal blitzkreig a futile battle strategy. My rearguard rectal defences are said to be impregnable. Donner und blitzen respekierter Herr.

Yeah you got me

Like your missus on your wedding night☹️

Are you Bonnie Langford?