King Billy

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

 

 

Idiot.

34 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Jesus titty Christ, Bill. Is there any conspiracy theory that you won’t embrace? She might just be on blob ffs.

Like just about everything I’ve warned about on here for years now DC, which have all (without exception) transpired to have been uncannily accurate and cemented my deserved reputation as a genius on here, this missing Royal person mystery (and the fact that the British fake news press, unlike their equally despicable but less shackled counterparts in most other countries) are unwilling to show even the slightest professional curiosity in the story, should be proof enough that the poor woman has come to a sticky end probably.

My sources tell me that she was impregnated by Prince George around Christmas time, and while that’s not really something that the Lizard family couldn’t deal with without too much bother, the word on The Mall is that she insisted on having it, then sending it to California to live in Harry and Meghans garden, until it was old enough to be released into the wild in some gator infested bayou down in Louisiana. 
All this is as yet unconfirmed but rest assured that I’ll let you know if and when it is, just like all of my other so called ‘conspiracy theories’. 

13 hours ago, Prints Harry said:

Actually 21 black African-Americans have been into space including at least one shuttle commander .. there have been no Ulstermen in space (save for the one's sent by the IRA). Of curse in practical terms it would not be possible to send an Ulsterman on a space mission because no cunt would be able to understand him  For the same reason Dan Dare's sidekick from Wigan would never have been allowed to go on a space mission.

Thanks for clearing that up. You’re obviously extremely knowledgable in the extra-terrestrial field. Have you thought about writing a book on the subject?

How about ‘A brief history of time’ as a title?

Oh sorry, I forgot that’s what you called your last effort, you fucking intergalactic scale, dribbling gimp.

Fuck off.

5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

How many days is it now, Doc?

Tbf DC our resident Antipodean Shipman is definitely onto something here, and the longer our future Queen remains on the missing list the stronger the stench of something undeniably fishy becomes.

Where the fuck is she?

7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Look her up Bill. The future Queen. And much like the current one, I suspect she’ll have the whip hand over the throne, the kinky fuck.

I’m disappointed in you Doc, that you tell me to ‘look her up’ when I was the one who mentioned her in the first place. I’ll overlook it this time, solely on the grounds that the question mark (now that I look at it again) may have caused you to doubt that I’d done my trademark intensive research before posting the posh totties name.

As you were.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Up your arse.

No thanks. Ask Frank though as he’s never turned down an offer like that.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Time to fucking go.  The weasel's been in Westminster since 1970.  The brown shoes shuffler ciggie and pint in hand, tobacco industry sponsored, to vote against smoking laws, has now been found to lie and cover up over the infected blood scandal.  The cunt has a lot to answer for, not least the eyewatering cost now of belatedly putting things right with the victims.   NOT doing the right thing is ingrained in this bleary eyed old lag's mentality and the sooner he is turfed out of his Lordshits the better.   But does public wrongdoing, deception in office, ever get punished in this glorious beacon of democracy.. like fuck.  When it comes to accountability this might as well be Beijing, Moscow or Tehran.   No, the taxpayer under Labour will just pick up the bill, the triple lock on pensions will be dropped to pay for it, etc etc and little Kenny will quietly carry on bathing in his honourable cronies company and perks.  

Isn’t it absolutely breathtaking to see the entire political, media and chattering classes in unison tearing their hair out and clutching their pearls over the ‘contaminated blood scandal’. All spewing out the same, obviously well rehearsed  script…’The worst scandal in British medical history, decades of cover up by the NHS and politicians’.

Fast forward twenty or thirty years from now and the exact same dishonest, word for word  BS will be ‘BREAKING NEWS’ and the next  generation of liars, puppets and tyrants will be wiping away fake tears over the ongoing decimation of the health of the British public due to the Covid scamdemic fiasco and the inhuman and totally unnecessary measures (lockdowns, anti-social distancing, face nappy mandates and worst of all government and MSM coercion  to scare tens of millions of tbh spineless fucking idiots into becoming human Guinea pigs for an untested and now proven to be unsafe and ineffective experimental gene therapy for a virus which posed no threat to 99.9% of the population.

But by then, as now with the blood scandal and numerous other scandals previously, all the major perpetrators will either be dead or if still alive claim to have been trying to expose said scandal for years.

Cesspit of fucking scumbag pondlife is far too complimentary a description of the elitists who waft their way through life in this country and all the other so called ‘bastions of democracy’, laughing while  shitting from their ivory towers on the unwashed masses below them who go to work everyday to pay with their taxes for these vile cunts privileged, extravagant and degenerate lifestyles.

Fuck off.

33 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

What's a "anstronaut" Billy,

It’s a very rare thing indeed H. Not an anstronaut obviously, but a spelling mistake by myself. Savour it as they don’t come along very often.

31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm going to Venezuela tomorrow.  Do you want me to bring anything back? 

If you insist on returning, which seems a rather odd choice considering your constant insistence on telling us all what a corrupt and evil capitalist hellhole the U.K. is,  I would be extremely happy to see any video recordings you made when you were there, living it up in one of the few remaining communist utopias on Earth.

One caveat however Harold…Please delete any of your holiday snaps or videos showing your fellow travellers Jeremy Corbyn and Dianne Abbot on the beach (in any form of swimwear 🤮), building sandcastle style social housing apartment blocks, or God forbid rekindling their romance back at the hotel/internment camp.

9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

 

Or luddite perhaps?

Stupid cunt. Up your game.

23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘Pimp My Space-Shuttle’

🎶This is Ground Control to Uncle Tom.
Put that knife away and put your hoodie back on.🎶

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

I witnessed it, yes!  The whole concept of respectable rubbish collection and all this recycling crap is very recent.  People today are fucking precious.  

Unfortunately H I have to agree with you on this one. If you live in leafy suburbia, and mistakenly deposit an envelope  or an out of date postage stamp in the wrong one of the seventeen different coloured wheelie bins that the council have forced you to fill your entire front garden and driveway with (all paid for by you from your mandatory Council Tax contribution) you will be up in front of the beak, fined a ridiculous amount of money, threatened with imprisonment and publicly castigated as a threat to the future of the planet in the local paper. 
However if you happen to reside in one of the ever increasing number of Sharia ghettos in the U.K. you can discard any number of bags of rotting garbage in the street outside your front door every day and sleep soundly without any worries that the cavemen down at the council will even give a flying fuck, because it makes our new Brits feel far more at home, almost like they’re back in the filthy, rat and cockroach infested shitholes they’ve come from (uninvited and unwanted).

7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Could you honestly invite your grandkids round for a cosy evening watching eurovision with granny? 

Granny is long dead. I killed her  by refusing to wear a paper face nappy and have the experimental mRNA gene therapy (sorry wondervax). 
Fortunately she didn’t suffer for long, in fact she went so quickly she didn’t even have time to make a new will. 
Every cloud eh?

On 19/05/2024 at 07:54, entitled little cunt said:

The other night some cunt tipped a load of rubble on the verge at the entrance to the quaint little village I live in 

What did you expect when you moved into your dream bungalow in fucking Jaywick? Morris dancers on the village green and the W.I. flogging home made jam and warm freshly baked scones?

13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm surprised the chimps haven't complained about all the space suits being white. What's wrong with making a denim one where the trousers hang off the arse to try and encourage more of the minorities to become astronauts.

“Houston we have a problem. Looks like you’ve drowned in the fucking bath”.

On 15/05/2024 at 06:44, Last Cunt Standing said:

My television this morning was full of Charlie unveiling a dreadful portrait, William titting about with some Apaches, and a forlorn-looking Prince Edward troubling some bemused punters outside a pub in Oakham. What the fuck has become of the lot of them? Liz must be spinning like a rotisserie chicken. 

142 days since the Princess of Wales was incontrovertibly seen in public. Is she in a coma, licking rubber wallpaper somewhere, consulting the partners at Mishcon, or trying to rescue her marriage with a crash course in Dominatrix skills? What’s certainly true is that the official story, recovering from chemo between dubious trips to the local farm shop, isn’t going to hold much longer. 

Meanwhile a beaming Rose Hanbury gets her photo taken meeting The Queen for the upcoming “When Side Chicks Win” special edition of Tatler. 

It’s Royal Ascot in a few weeks. Even the most supine, neutered, members of the Fourth Estate are going to start asking questions soon. Should be interesting.  

Rose Hanbury?

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

almost as sickening as watching Olly Alexander dancing and singing for cock in what can only be described as a gay cottage on what used to be a family fun show called Eurovision) 

Bring back ‘Its a cockout’ 

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

Wow and there's me... and there's you.... 

You’re not covering yourself in glory here H. Up your game.

10 hours ago, Decimus said:

Have you heard of the 'Philip Experiment'?

Not on Good Morning Britain, but they probably had their own  reasons not to publicly discuss it. 

Without going all racist all I will say is “Why has it taken 50 odd years since the chimps were first sent up? And does this mean that the rest of them will be fired off upwards and onwards very soon?”

6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I forgot to explain about the trip to India - you was fucking spacked out of your brain and tried to make love to an elephant.   I tried to sell some pics to Oliver Stone.  He said he admired your stamina but his movie was already 3 hours long and there wasn't room for the scenes despite some gripes from your compatriot Colin Farrell. 

😴

On 17/05/2024 at 23:12, Eric Cuntman said:

 You’re probably going to call me a philistine,

You Philistine!

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

The only scenario I could ever envisage anyone requesting the help of Screaming Lord Pen would be if they were swept out 600 metres into a storm tossed sea:

"Pen, for the love of God, chuck us your cock!".

‘Up periscope!’

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Well spotted, Bill, I didn't clock this one. I was already suspicious what with his alliance with confirmed nonce apologist @and and also due to his unswerving love of all things Jewish. 

Now we've got this, a fawning appreciation of not only a beast, but a kike one at that.

I'll be watching him like a fucking hawk going forward.

I’ll be watching like a hawk for Pen coming forward with the smoking gun evidence of me ‘crying like a baby’ and begging for his help. Lololol.

20 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Billy and I go back a long way.  In fact further back than even he can remember in my many shape shifting existences.  I believe we've covered more miles than Alexander the Great when he got to India - we've certainly had more excitement.  When he patronises me with his advice in a frankly half hearted weak as piss piece of advice you have to remember his background as the model for the Beano's "Walter Softy" mercilessly bullied every week by Denis the Menace. 

Feeble response Harold. Tbh I half expected something slightly better, but hey ho.