King Billy

“Newbies” get thrown in the deep end on here, no fucking about

Festering in a sewage pipe with your tongue rammed up your own arsehole might make one question whether one had maybe set the bar at the correct height ?

So glad to hear he is ok

They say your moneys safe in Fort Knox Kentucky, but it’s safer in the pocket of your pants.

Most of our much needed asylum seekers come across the channel, also our inflatable dinghy industry depends on keeping France on side even though they are are undoubtedly a nation of cheese eating surrender monkeys and eurocunts

And then shot him?

Is that you Dad?

Don’t they blow up quickly nowadays?

Thank you

Fuck off

No

Don’t ever give up on your dreams no matter how crap they are

Eric’s got a spare bed. She might return to normality in his boy cave with the my little pony curtains and they could play Pokemon on his Nintendo 64. One day with him and she would be strapping on her belt made from Eric’s empty froot shoot cartons and jumping out the window to get away from the annoying “little” weasel that Wizz has made him into

You’re still waiting for Wizzy to explode in your gaping dung hole and ask you to marry him. You silly silly little boy

Shall I go back under my bridge then and wait to explode Master?

Eric spoiled 5 application forms for The Jeremy Kyle show. He would have failed the lie detector anyway and he doesn’t have any dna apart from all the semen in his arse and the Wizz’s saliva on his neck when he s bent over taking it like the “little bitch” that he undoubtedly is

So you can giggle like a fucking little girl

I’ve always suspect Da Vinci was just a fair to middling copy artist

Gone very quiet. I guess it must be pot noodle time down at ‘Fuckwit Fields’ the retirement home for homosexual retards

I knew we would become close friends one day. Thanks pal But seriously though fuck off and die painfully and slowly cunt

She does look great

Please accept my sincerest apologies I completely forgot to call you a massive CUNT

Another profound reply from the arsehole formerly known as Eric

Exact description of your avatar or is it an avatar ? What time are you scheduled to die? I really don’t want to miss it

Erics busted arse