King Billy

28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

No. 

Yes.

28 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

That or she's being hunted by the Predator.

Andrew?

4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that the third whisky? 🤔 

(Scotland Yard spelling) 

Billy Wright was never wrong.

14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

What do think of the Twin Peaks: The Return featuring Decimus and Frank today?  The private showing I got today was even more disgusting than the sex shop booth I sat in the 1970s. 

Frank has a private VIP booth at ‘One Eyed Jacks’ if that answers your question.

’Damn fine coffee’.

6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Who the fuck is Kim Titchmarsh?

Apes girlfriend.

8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

And all died in car crashes......except Marilyn Munroe......and Jill Dando. But if they hadn't been shot by Romanian people traffickers (allegedly) and murdered by the CIA (allegedly) then you bet your life they would eventually had died in a car crash.

 

Fuck the CIA. I’m UDA till I die.

King Rat was a cunt.

On 27/03/2024 at 12:22, Roadkill said:

I don't remember that, but there is a worrying number of slags in the news getting beaten up by their freshly shipped "peaceful" boyfriends for having the audacity to be female in public.

‘Women should be obscene and not heard’ 

On 27/03/2024 at 07:20, Ape™️ said:

It’s like someone suddenly deciding to believe the earth is flat.

What do you mean ‘suddenly’?

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Disclaimer: ChildeHarold accepts no liability for any damage or theft by arse bandits of any of Billy's property including his voluminous backside. 

Does that include my public hair?

On 27/03/2024 at 15:11, ChildeHarold said:

That's funny, I laughed so much I pinched a nerve in my spinal cord and fell on the kitchen in agony. You chose the Holloway Road spelling of moustache. 

Good point H. I’m actually having a pint in The Mother Redcap right now and the barmaid has a full beerd.

10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm actually surprised monkey flu didn't finish him off.

Monkey ‘pox’ you drunken cunt.

On 25/03/2024 at 06:34, Cunty BigBollox said:

All I remember is, the only time I tested positive for COVID was a day after I had been out without shaving and wearing the post ridiculous creme coloured skinny jeans. I admit I looked a right ugly cunt and frankly, not dissimilar to someone else who posts on here.

Ape has had 34 Covid jabs, never even looked out the window without at least three masks on since March 2020 and been socially distancing for at least 30 years, yet he’s still managed to catch Covid more than a hundred times, killing both of his grannies in the process. 
Fuck knows how he’s going to cope when the next pandemic arrives.

On 25/03/2024 at 00:12, Eric Cuntman said:

Total shite. 
 Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Princess Di, Jill Dando. All attractive, all fucking dead. 

How do you explain Ann Widdecombe then Eric?

5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise.

This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks.

Fucking hell Drew. What time did you get started on the cider today?

5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

and the gay guy with a perpetual tan. 

Frank

59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She said that she’s post surgery and commencing chemo. I think the lack of jewellery might mean she’s got 3 blue dots tattooed on her belly and a 6 week ticket for radiology as well. 

All I can see for sure from the photos that keep being released, is that her fucking tits have definitely disappeared. I suppose that’s a start if nothing else.

16 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Dont forget the thousands of dead beat dadas like yerself bally baby that married fast and abandoned faster..with lots of estranged children who've no interest in you or yer truly awful culture

You say ‘married fast’ but that sort of talk is so last week in todays progressive woke Ireland Panzybuggerbaby.

Surely you must  know that ‘a durable relationship’ is the new-speak definition of family life in Ireland that Leo the charwallah faggot and his cabal of WEF puppets will eventually get changed into your constitution, no matter how many times you say no?

Wake up you stupid cunt. Your rulers despise you as much as ours do us. One day you’ll wake up with your rusty saxophone inserted right up to the mouthpiece in your arse and a queue of slobbering Muslims fighting over who’s next to fuck your illiterate gob. I expect you’ll scream out for the good old days when the Black and Tans enforced law and order in the ‘Island of Ireland’ lolololol, before we fucked off and left you (like every one of our colonies) to slide back down as a nation into the open sewer which we tried to rescue you from. 
Michael Collins was a cunt.
 

6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

“The Establishment” is not confined to any Nation, Bill. Australia has its elite too. They have lied, cheated, and stolen for decades. Change is coming. The people will not be constrained much longer.

incidentally, 92 days now since Katie made a public appearance. This weekend is the fabled Easter deadline. Ten of my Aussie Dollars says we don’t see her doing any Royal “work” this year.

I’m sure you’re right Doc, and I’m guessing you like me are eagerly awaiting her getting back to health, and straight  back into the crippling work schedule we all know and love her and the rest of the Royal lizards for.

As a side note Doc, I know you’re a very busy man and you’ve told me you haven’t got time to check out a couple of your Aussie senators I mentioned to you a while back, but who I believe anyone with an open and inquisitive mind would find even a little time to listen to. But ‘hey ho’ what would I know?

On 26/03/2024 at 16:56, PANZER MURPHY said:

.if ya visit the ulster folk park museum and see the recreation of an early 20th century poor Catholic hut with hapes of kids..and then see the moderately prosperous protestant family with two spotlessly clean kids..

It’s not rocket science Mick. The absence of a bathroom (or any personal hygiene infrastructure) in the disgusting Catholic hovels meant there was always room for a few dozen filthy unwashed mongoloid sprogs (usually all fathered by the local priest) to lollop around (Bobby Sands style) in their own shite, whereas the average vastly more civilised, educated and  clean Proddy family home had at least one interior bathroom, an outside toilet for the use of fenian employees and a tin bath under the stairs for special occasions.

🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧 FUCK OFF🇬🇧

On 25/03/2024 at 19:54, ChildeHarold said:

I refused to do anal all my life

Are you Stuart Lubbock?

On 25/03/2024 at 20:38, ChildeHarold said:

I bet you have "Don" tatted on your helmet.

It actually reads ‘DONALD J TRUMP 🇱🇷 POTUS 45🇱🇷 MAGA🇱🇷’

I guess your tattooist ran out of room at ‘Don’. 🤣

On 24/03/2024 at 01:17, Last Cunt Standing said:

Surely the one thing we’ve all learnt once again from this debacle is that the establishment despise you and treat you with utter contempt.

If only we in the U.K. could be blessed with a kind, caring and benevolent ruling establishment (perhaps along the lines of the Australian criminal cabal) who responded to the terrifying ‘Covid 19 plandemic’ (fatality rate 0.01%, less than most annual winter flu outbreaks), locked the country down longer and  harder than almost every other country on Earth, imposing curfews, banning freedom of association, freedom to protest , the right to earn a living to provide for your family, banning interstate travel within the country (even in the case of life threatening medical emergencies), and exactly like almost every other of the so called ‘Western democracies’ censoring the speech ie critical  views of anyone who dared to question the narrative (sorry ‘science’) which they had served up for you all to consume.

Here in the U.K. our establishment behaved in a very similar (if only slightly less authoritarian) manner, so I don’t reckon any of them deserve any credit tbh.

Fuck off.

11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Shit nomination.

Reported (rule 10) 🤣

10 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Yes, blame Trump, here's where most people fall flat on their face and can't see what could really be going on here with regards to Trump. First, i'm no Trump supporter by any means. What i do see is that ever since he came in to politics, everyone and their cat have had it in for him, even people who liked him before he entered the political arena. It's as if they're all scared of something, maybe it's because he mingled with these idiots for many years and has enough dirt on them all that he could build a golf course with. When you look at the cunts who are really going for him, a little bit of digging in to them, you come to the conclusion that they're all scum bags. I really do believe that they're shitting themselves with what he might expose and should do. People need to stop getting obsessed with Trump and their orange man bad deranged syndrome and start to think for themselves and see the bigger picture...because obviously there is a bigger picture or this shit wouldn't be happening..it's not rocket science.

I wouldn’t class myself as a Trump supporter either Fends. In fact I’ve decided that my next Donald tattoo will probably be my last (maybe).

10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Remember the good old days when they just used to kill themselves?

Five of my teachers killed themselves (and so did most of my classmates). I think in a strange twist of fate that may have had a lot to do with me becoming the well balanced and extremely successful adult I am now (and extremely good looking but that’s another story).