King Billy

On 22/04/2024 at 00:28, Dyslexic cnut said:

My son is 23 years of age. He has an Honours Degree from a reputable University in Business and Marketing and makes a pretty good living trading Bitcoin and other NFT type shit that I don’t understand.

Unfortunately, he gleans all of his political opinions from the inter webs and cunts like Andrew Tate. In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. Be it JFK, Hitler was a decent man, Putin is the kind of President that the West needs, homosexuals should be killed and he’d never marry a ‘Western woman’ because they are all ‘cunts’ and Islam has it right.

The last one is a bit odd in that he seems perfectly fucking happy asking his mother to do his washing when he has a mummy-funded, brand new and serviceable washing machine and dryer in his apartment.

We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot.

Denise Bulger doesn’t know how fucking lucky she is.

8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

He chucked me out of the shop when I asked him if he had any big rubber "O" rings.

He probably spotted what he assumed to be a very large ferret moving around in your Y-fronts.

Kill yourself and save someone else the trouble.

5 hours ago, Eddie said:

Eric as a seasoned door man any advice on ejecting a tranny that’s outstayed his welcome?

Roops or Pen?

27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

All meter readers get one.

A ‘Smart Car’?

On 24/04/2024 at 07:18, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm after a bit of advice, is it safe to use water out of the tap to wash my car with consideration that it's supplied by Anglian Water

Why have Anglian Water supplied you with a car?

On 23/04/2024 at 13:27, Ape™️ said:

I was referring to your oh-so-hilarious writing style, where you cleverly dropped in some French words for comedic effect. Or not, as it turns out, you fucking idiot.

Mon Diue, you’re fucking spot on Ape. I reckon it’s au revoir to him apres this cafouiller.

2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

He does it deliberately, to fool us all into thinking he’s not an alien.

Of course he’s an alien. Deep fried Mars Bars are deadly poisonous to Earthlings.

On 21/04/2024 at 08:02, entitled little cunt said:

Fellatio , a true  Italian  grand master

The Fiat Fellatio was probably his finest design masterpiece, a true work of automotive art, but sadly no examples  survived more than one rainy winter, before being reduced to a pile of soggy crumbling rusty debris, rather like the contents of Angela Rayners big sexy knickers.

On 21/04/2024 at 16:04, entitled little cunt said:

You and I are at opposite ends of the spectrum politically but we don't wish death upon each other .

Poofs.

19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Get your cock out! 

It’s always out. I’m a crowd pleaser you idiot.

On 18/04/2024 at 12:00, ChildeHarold said:

Fuck anybody who supports this feudal fucking incompetence that keeps Britain chained to a fake past and a fake present in which the reality about unequal unproductive failing system is covered up with tittle tattle.  

Funny we must ALWAYS be REMINDED by the BBC and the likes of Etonian Cameron how terrible everything is in Iran and not a fucking MURMER about the state of Britain today.  Fools Paradise. 

Feel free to relocate to Rwanda  anytime you like. 

3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Keep your fucking nose out.

Get your cock out.

29 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Ooo, someone's swinging their handbag .Need I remind  you that your message is there for all to see and you're a bit of a silly  cunt so dont be surprised if others respond to what you are asking. It's really very weird but all the  behavioural pitfulls you accuse others of you actually display yourself .You are the gift that keeps giving. 

He’s the cock that keeps on swinging.

7 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

It is difficult assist you in your self improvement.

You might want to have a look in the fucking mirror and fully take in the breathtaking irony of this statement, you monumental fucking wanker.

20 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

. I have had a text message from my GP saying that I have got kidney problems .. could you please give me some kind word of comfort?

Arsenic.

22 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Nif nof

Reported.

56 minutes ago, peglegtwo said:

Divorce

It’s what makes getting married worthwhile.

50 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Neuro-divergent. We called them spastics.  Mongols.  Handicapped is frowned upon.. Somebody on radio said they have to be described starting with the words "people with".   I crack up at the demanding attitude in terms of special toilets and access "problems".   The Paris Metro was cited as being very unfriendly to wheelchair users.   In fact it's very challenging to ANYBODY who isn't in peak physical garlicky condition.    I have not been shy of verbally abusing it the up and down stairs etc when using it.   But I never thought it was systematically WRONG or needed to be CHANGED for MY benefit.   I accept it's a pig but it's a pig for everybody it was designed for.   It wasn't designed for severely disabled people.   End of. 

If I wasn’t such a magnificent physical specimen I’d seriously consider reporting some cunt for what I’ve just read, so obviously for the aforesaid reason I won’t. But be warned that any dribbling cunt who thinks I’m giving them a free pass to call me a ‘nif-nof’ or anything similar, will be making a grave error and should expect a 6AM knock on the escape proof door of their cosy special needs establishment.

Get fucked.

12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

It is everyone's  civil right to wash their car how they wish.

I bet you have a poster of a Trans-Am on the wall above your single bed.
Fuck off.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

If Meghan Markle gets cancer

…..It’ll be Donald Trumps fault.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Do you know where hell is? Hell is in the Falls.

I thought you'd know that.

🎶Heaven’s up The Shankhill, kick a fenian in the balls🎶

19 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Do you want a crack in the mouth, son?

He’s more used to a crack heads cock in his mouth DC, the vile, despicable, little deviant, emaciated greaseball.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Very unlike you Baws to spell Glasgow wrong.

5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I feel like I'm conversing with a 13 year old . 

Reported.

5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Now come on , stop pretending you've had sex with anyone other than yourself .

You don’t have to make up lies , such as ‘I really like you’ or pretend you’ve come when you’re having sex with yourself though. Swings and roundabouts.