King Billy

4 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

The number of cunts I see with a single bucket of water and a brush, scrubbing away at the paint of their very new and expensive cars, makes me shudder. No pre-rinse, no snow foam, no two-bucket system, no starting on the roof and working down. No - just a scratchy old brush, some washing up liquid and a manky chamois leather to really ensure the car is scratched to fucking pieces. Fucking idiots.

Fuck off.

I have my imaginary M4 valeted and waxed by some illegal Albanian and Romanian scumbags, to an eyesight endangering shine that would make Franks over polished Bellend look decidedly dull, at least once a fortnight. Mainly to impress the crowds of adoring pedestrians who watch me cruise past, smiling at all the pretty girls with my arm out the window, but also as I can’t stand living in an environment of filth and dirt. If I wanted that I’d live in France.

11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So was Alexander Duckham.

A very mysterious character indeed Eric. Believed to have lived his entire life somewhere within the 5w40 postcode and yet no one ever heard a squeak .

6 hours ago, and said:

Sorry, I missed that meeting. 

Can I have a recap?

Don’t encourage the vile boring old cunt ffs.

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Just make sure the cunts don't try and slip in that little green "V" they have on menus these days - it means you grow a vagina if you eat it.

Someone should let Pen know.

3 hours ago, and said:

leave me out of the equation.

Reported. Maths is racist.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I asked for a bacon roll in ASDAs cafe. She asked… “would you like butter in it?”

“Yes please, just butter and no bacon thanks”.

Fuck ASDA, George is a cunt.

10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm giving it a rest on here and will just watch every now and again to see what happens.  Dross watching.  This site badly needs National Lottery funding to improve its game.  Kids get it, why not cunts? 🤔 

🎶Please don’t go🎶

🎶I’m begging you to stay-ay🎶

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Strange, because India was such a beacon of enlightenment and scientific progress before the British got there, a veritable Wakanda in fact, and not at all a bunch of subhuman disease vectors running around in loincloths worshipping cows.

The Pakistani and Bangla-Deshi Muslim immigrants who have been given free reign to take over our streets every weekend and vent their rage over the Israeli occupation of the ‘stolen lands of Palestine’ seem to have no problem ignoring the fact that both of their shithole countries are less than a hundred years old, and were the historical homelands of tens of millions of displaced or murdered Indians, until the ‘evil racist’ British gave them what they demanded and fucked off, leaving them to resume their murderous ways.

3 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

He was absolutely 100% innocent.

He was rumoured to have an enormous cock too. What do you have to say about that?

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Something with a little umbrella in it, I should imagine.

Adding a sparkler would guarantee a severe rectal battering, followed by a gob full of Franks putrid jizz in the Gents too.

56 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I saw that cunt's face in a rape newspaper article.   

The Guardian or The Gay Times? 

On 09/04/2024 at 17:48, ChildeHarold said:

“Water Company blames WET WEATHER for sewage spillage on beaches" 

Sounds plausible to me, as I tend to shit the bed a lot more frequently when it’s raining heavily outside (mind you I do have an outside toilet).

22 hours ago, Neil said:

How did the flid burn his ears? 

Couldn’t reach them when he was applying sun cream?

5 hours ago, Eddie said:

He smells of a gone off egg dipped in fish guts, that a dog ate then regurgitated, in a construction site portaloo occupied by Frank. 

Roops Fanny?

On 04/04/2024 at 08:42, Penny Farthing said:

I have consumed a lot of rice for breakfast it is now expanding in my stomach.

You will probably find that even more passers by than usual will stop dead in their tracks, scratching their heads and staring open mouthed at you, if that’s possible. Every one of them trying to work out how the fuck a hideously ugly geriatric man with a five o clock shadow, wearing an ankle length dress that reeks of mothballs and piss, could possibly have a bun in the oven? (not to mention the terror they’d feel when they realised there must be a male on the loose, capable of such a disgusting inhuman act of copulation). 

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

itchy and scratchy are PG rated so I wonder how you got to see them

Could be because I don’t have to go to bed as early as you?

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This is ‘screechy’ and ‘girlie’. Do it again.

‘bitchy’ and ‘snatchy’ lol.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Was in my local supermarket when I inadvertently stepped in the way of a lady who was blonde probably about 25 years ago but now needs help from a bottle .She gave me an intense stare and a tut then in an exaggerated  fashion went around me huffing and puffing .When Boy George was top of the charts she could have passed for mildly attractive but to try to pull it off in the same manner  so many  years after the event really is pushing it .Skin tight jeans that were holding her arse cheeks up and high heels that looked about a size nine with bulging bunion cushioning sides. She really looked like something that had been left out  in the sun far  too long .I'm all for sassy self belief but this geriatric spice grandmother really thought she was Francois Hardy in her prime .She looked more like Frank Bough in his .Females are becoming as big a cunt as males , if not worse. If there's a car up your arse these days its driven by a 32 year old slightly chubby female with oversize sunglasses and and a kid in the back and the inevitable baby on board sticker. Fucking cunts the lot of 'em.No wonder the world has gone gay cock mad , they're easier to live with than women apart from the copulation side of things .

“Women are OK but there’s nothing like the real thing…..brown cock”.

Frank Kleftico (circa 1985) quoted leaving Freddie Mercurys dressing room at the Live Aid concert at Wembley stadium and heading off to the 24hr BAD AIDS clinic in Mitch’s taxi.

11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

She’s not dead,Bill. She’s been fucking me since November.

This is great fucking news DC. Far worse than being dead. You’ve really put a grin on my boat race from ear to ear mate. 

2 hours ago, ProfB said:

Mrs Roots once unwittingly left me in control of the corner before, history is repeating itself.

Roops and I are married now ProfB. She seems ecstatically happy (what woman wouldn’t be?). I’m trying my best to feel the same, but I can’t stop wondering what’s going to happen to us soon, when all my life savings have gone, I’m blacklisted by every brass in town and left with no choice but to go home to her?

What do you think?

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

A somewhat arbitrary number?

Still, if you add up the digits you get 5, and that's the number of points on a pentagram, and that must surely prove something. Paging @King Billy to the conspiracy board.

10-4 good buddy (see what I did there?). Looks like we got us a humanitarian aid convoy.
It’s also the number of points on the Star of David, which although I don’t really buy into the big daddy of all conspiracy theories (which I’m sure I needn’t spell out incase my bank account disappears faster than a Nigerian rent boys maggot up Franks Channel tunnel sized rectum in a Greek St. shop doorway), but does seem to have been popping up on the MSM news  again quite a lot since last October (around the 7th. I think).

23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm trying out some of my best material on him first before I use it on you. So far - zilch. 

“What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger”.

Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother commenting on the fishbone choking incident.…..circa Nov 22 1982.

8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Baaaah. Baaah. Baaaaaaah. 

New potatoes, garden peas and mint sauce please. 

 Billy you're getting too worked up about this. Speaking as a serial philanderer haven't you got better things to keep you busy? 🤔 

Yes.

9 hours ago, Eddie said:

I’m dusting off the Harley withers, whistable bound, I know you shouldn’t really eat oysters  if there is a ‘R’ in the month but wtf, I hope one kills me. 

Eddie. You've become the closest thing to a friend that I’ve ever had during the last few years, so I hope you won’t get all bent out of shape if I ask you a serious question which has been troubling me for a while now. Have you killed The Vulcan in a fit of rage, or during one of the weird and highly  dangerous sexual activities that I know you lot brought with you from Africa and still get up to all the time?
If you have put it out of its misery, I hope you won’t mind me attending the disposal of its remains, to pay my respects and shout loads of abuse at its grieving (or more likely wildly celebrating) close relatives. And it would also be an ideal opportunity for you to either pay me back the fucking money I sent you for those brake pads for my M4. Mates or not Ed, if you prefer we can have a straightener outside on the cobbles at the wake.

22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

The financial octopus of covid is the same as a major war - this was an unprecedented opportunity to make a fortune. 

Opportunity…. my arse. The Covid 19 ‘pandemic’ was a carefully planned operation and executed with military precision across the planet. All it took was the takeover of the WHO by Gates and the CCP, who could then rely on Fauci in the US and many other politically powerful ‘health experts’ in the world of medicine and the dozens of tame political puppets who’d been gradually corrupted for decades by the financial tentacles of the Bill and Melinda Foundation, George Soros and the WEF etc. to rip up the long standing (and sensible) plans for dealing with an unknown health threat, and instead in unison immediately implement identical, authoritarian, anti democratic lockdowns, curfews, ridiculous unscientific mask and vaccine mandates. And as if that wasn’t bad enough paying billions of complient sheep to stay at home for almost two years (and clap like the fucking seals they are outside their front doors every Thursday night to show their appreciation for their local gang of ugly fat arsed tik tok dancers). Printing billions, even trillions of imaginary cash to bribe millions of supposedly intelligent people not to question the bullshit they were being spoon fed 24/7 by the Fakestream Media and absolute cunts like Head Spacker Hancock, Bozo, Lizard Eyes Whitty etc. should have been obvious to even the thickest cunt alive as a guaranteed fast track to several decades of poverty and debt for the future.

And now, just incase any of you subservient sheep hadn’t noticed the enormous amount of shit that’s been dropped on you from a great height, you’re soon going to be ‘given the chance’ 🤣 to vote either  Sunak or Starmer into power for another five years.

Sunak and the fake Tories who were instrumental in destroying your life then, now and your descendants future, or Starmer and his rag tag band of Anti British, woke, poofs, lezzers, trannies, corner shop jihadis and dreadlocked umbongos, who not once voted against any of the Covid legislation, and in fact consistently attempted to introduce amendments to lock you down harder and for longer.

Don't be fooled by all the ‘Bad Tories’ propaganda (even though it is 100% justified) and think that life will be so much better once ‘Lego Head’ Starmer takes over. It will be so much fucking worse, if that’s even possible.