King Billy

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

The financial octopus of covid is the same as a major war - this was an unprecedented opportunity to make a fortune.  On the other hand I think the excess death situation in A&Es is something, alongside a failing health service, is something the tories to their eternal shame have just allowed every year they've been in power.  They deserve political extinction on this issue alone and it's only one of several. 

I now hear Hertfordshire is being offered a private ambulance service (£99) when people dial 999.

£99? Boots are selling the latest Pfizer jab for exactly that price (fact check it), so that would be 99+99= £198 just to self poison oneself and pay for a lift to A and E where you can wait for about two years to be seen, once the ugly cunts have perfected their latest tik tok dance routine and then if you’re lucky they’ll slap a ‘do not resuscitate’ sticker on your forehead and chuck you in the skip on their way out to the picket line for a few new selfies to post on Facebook in one of their ‘FUCK THE TORIES’ groups. 
Nurses used to be well fuckable and always up for a bit of Irish cock when I was a youngster. Wtf has happened to the NHS nowadays, infested with purple haired cock blocking fat lezzers with LGBTQ+ etc. etc. etc. rainbow lanyards hanging round their scrawny Turkey necks, most of which would burst if a half decent cock tried to slither its way downwards. 
And most of them stink too.

20 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You seem to have some sort of fixation with this shit?  Were you ever diagnosed as autistic with late development tourettes?   Shuffling gait and chronic constipation can also be symptoms. The prognosis is poor so assume a foetal position and hope for the best.*

* Bob Hope is dead so try No Hope. 

Don’t speak to him. You and other sops anger is the only thing that keeps him barely alive.

29 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

 Old Hamandbeans youdaftcunt's up in Scotland inbox must be smoking  with hate speech reports .

I hope his inbox is smoking worse than a Gaza charity workers Land Cruiser with a fresh missile hole in its roof, or his mother in laws Burka after a premature suicide vest incident. Horrible little fake Jock, corner shop cunt.

On 01/04/2024 at 14:40, ChildeHarold said:

Well, knock me down with a feather cover me in honey and feed me to the two faced piranhas in the British media!

A couple of weeks ago they were all over the 150 inncents slain in the Russian concert terrorist attack. Every angle covered by the "journalists" was an oblique attack on Russia and Putin sucking  as much propaganda value from it while trying to maintain some appearance of sympathy and outrage. 

Now it's fuck my old boots with nobs on time (again, again and once again) with the NHS.  They are letting us know something we knew already like banging your head against a brick wall causes a fucking headache: the NHS first port of call is LETTING US DOWN BADLY.  All this while slitty eyed Charles and Lizard Kate Social climbng Middleton enjoy the BEST health care money can buy. 

THIS IS THE NOM FOR THOSE WHO COMPLAIN THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND MY DRIFT:

So the British government doesn't deserve the same treatment as Putin gets for up to 250 innocents dying because they were properly treated in time  i. e. died from neglect. That's 12,500 per year. 

So the American government doesn't get blamed for the estimated 29,000 gun related deaths per year in the USA? 🤔 

https://news.sky.com/story/a-e-waits-hundreds-of-patients-a-week-in-england-may-have-died-unnecessarily-13105646

I’ve been calling out the huge increase in all causes excess deaths (compared to the previous five year average) in almost every country in the world for quite some time now H. It’s a taboo subject that no government wants to discuss, never mind investigate. The same governments that swallowed the Covid scam hook line and sinker, then recklessly (I would say criminally) sent the world skint by locking their citizens up in their homes, closing down millions of small businesses, printing billions of pounds or dollars of non existent cash to pay the mask mandated fools to stay at home. And then the icing on the cake, just to leave no one in any doubt as to the level of Narcissistic Personality Disorder that every one of these demons possess, they banned any existing (and previously regarded as totally safe, but unfortunately patent expired and therefore suddenly deemed as extremely dangerous) medications that many doctors were having excellent results with, then they gave Pfizer, Moderna, Astra Zenneca etc. enormous amounts of our cash and total immunity from future legal action, then with the full on coercion and intimidation tactics of the Westminster cabal and their cheerleaders in the MSM, implemented the raison d’etre and rolled out the experimental, barely tested (compared to any so called vaccine in history) miracle cures, which have now been shown to neither stop the jabbed up (and masked up) guinea pigs from catching or spreading the ‘deadly virus’ which has also now been revealed to be no more deadly than a right hook from that limp wristed cock magnet cunt Benjamin Butterworth. But on the positive side, Billy boy Gates and Tony B Liar etc have made a hell of a lot of money from their wise (totally lucky) investments in the big pharma companies which came to the rescue and made sure a few Grannies survived.

21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

PS. I have been watching a lot of Medical Detectves recently. 

This time next year you’ll be more in demand than Dr. Hillary. Graham Norton will pay you a fortune to come on his TV show and talk to the plebs about ‘the science’ etc. (after you’ve sucked his rancid winkle and plated his arse in the green room obviously).

8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

No .. I do the nursing .. back to the original topic of covid .. many people actually had covid without showing any symptoms and thus were unaware that they had it .. had Covid once and certainly had the symptoms and knew about it, but there also a good chance that might also have had it before and after without knowing it because I did not show any symptoms .. it would have been expensive but had we had a system where everyone had been made to have a weekly check we might have found more information about what was actually happening. We have a government that is busily chasing people around for trivial information at great expense when they would have been better using those resources to seek out useful information.

You probably still had natural immunity due to your previous exposure to Bubonic Plague, Small Pox, Black Death, Spanish Flu etc. I’ve not included Bird Flu as you’re not a real bird you human/hybrid fucking rooster.

Prove me wrong and lay an egg  or fuck off.

23 minutes ago, Eddie said:

You would not dare to post this if decs had not returned to Canada. Shove your umbrella collection up your arse, show my your brella stand.

 

 

 

Frank has a huge collection of miniature umbrellas, which he adds to every time he attends the STD clinic (AIDS, herpes and Monkey Pox department) and has one inserted up his shit covered, decomposing, bitemarked bell end. 

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

I saw that on Forensic Files.  They recoveted 52,000 sets of fingerprints from the glove compartment and steering wheel.  Apparently it had been parked in Brixton. 

Liverpool.

59 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

So was he. 

Archie on vacation in Vegas. Harry was upstairs in the hotel suite in his Nazi outfit, sniffing coke off Meghan and Oprah’s bent over arse-cheeks. Andrew  was babysitting Lillibet at Epstein Island probably.

27 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

@King Billy?

The Fuhrer had all the penguins gassed before he relocated to the Antarctic in 1945, so it’s very unlikely that he’d still be living the quiet life and behaving himself if any were missed. He was never really renowned for his easy going nature before he retired after all.

On 02/04/2024 at 17:30, Frank said:

My dachsie Billy is a fanny magnet

Says ‘fanny expert’ Frank who’s only ever once been in the same room as a woman’s fanny, and that was a long time ago in the maternity ward.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Pen is anybody nursing you tonight?  Your recent outbursts against me suggest you may be teetering on the edge of some sort of crisis.   

I wouldn’t concern yourself with Pens well-being H.

The subhuman old prehistoric freak has survived the ‘big bang’, several ice ages, multiple tsunamis, earthquakes etc. and is still standing proud in his granny boots, despite the current wave of transphobia which the MSM insist is ‘a thing’ (rather like him).

They say that the only life form which will survive a nuclear war are cockroaches but the smart money is on Pen.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Ena Sharples drank Milk Stout.

Get back in Roys Morris Traveller and fuck off you Hayley Cropper cunt.

41 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Let’s don't swap soft spots.  Was Dave Allen any good live? 

Dave Allen (he of the missing finger) was a very clever and funny comedian.

His father was born with all his fingers missing and went on to become a High Court judge called ‘Justice Thumbs’. 
Fuck off.

10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I should have added his final resting place is in a well known dogging layby on the A14. 

What happened to his car? Is it for sale? Asking for a friend who has a thing about driving around in recently deceased peoples motors (while wearing their clothes usually). I think he’s probably just addicted to the smell of mothballs.

23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

They took the parking fines out of his estate. 📤 

He should have bought a saloon or a hatchback.

6 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I also remember a Muslim woman screaming with joy when her son killed himself

Shame your mother (and the rest of the world) never got to experience such joy, you selfish, abominable old freak.

It’s still not too late to make the rest of us happy though.

2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Hamandbeans yousef

Is that a threat? I’m not going to do it although it does sound like it might be fun. 

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

spare a thought just a tinkle for my dear old Uncle Eric who spent all his life in cars

Was he a crash test dummy?

7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

On Your Feet or on Your Knees?

Reported. You know I have no legs.

17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Are you saying it wasn't the oyster ?Maybe it did have something to do with the  mysterious Edwardo who stuck his bellend   up my purple  hemorrhoid encrusted  mud Shute .

Reported for homophobic hate speech and poor spelling too.

5 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

It was Granada .. the north west of England TV Granada that is.

Fuck off.

On 02/04/2024 at 14:54, entitled little cunt said:

Latest radio 4 drama is all about a disabled lesbian coming out to her mum

Should have strangled it when she realised it couldn’t walk and saved them both the embarrassment later.

On 02/04/2024 at 09:16, Ape™️ said:

Choosing the right glue requires great skill.

🤔

On 01/04/2024 at 22:46, ChildeHarold said:

Do you mind if I change the subject Eric? 

There seems to be a lot of these car repair/rescue shows on tv.  I'm wondering whether the owners are divvying up a few readys for the work done or getting it free of charge.  The number one is Car SOS and the investment per car must be out of reach for most people - do they make any contribution apart from shedding tears of joy and hugging one another on camera. 

My imaginary M4 is in immaculate condition and therefore not in need of any unsolicited repair work from any of these armchair TV mechanic wankers.

In fact it was just this afternoon that I drove to Harrods to pick up some caviar and back, never dropping below 150 MPH with a 1933 Old Penny stood upright on the rocker cover the entire way.

Mike Brewer is a fat little cunt and probably takes it up the arse when the cameras stop rolling.