King Billy

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Something with a little umbrella in it, I should imagine.

Adding a sparkler would guarantee a severe rectal battering, followed by a gob full of Franks putrid jizz in the Gents too.

56 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I saw that cunt's face in a rape newspaper article.   

The Guardian or The Gay Times? 

On 09/04/2024 at 17:48, ChildeHarold said:

“Water Company blames WET WEATHER for sewage spillage on beaches" 

Sounds plausible to me, as I tend to shit the bed a lot more frequently when it’s raining heavily outside (mind you I do have an outside toilet).

22 hours ago, Neil said:

How did the flid burn his ears? 

Couldn’t reach them when he was applying sun cream?

5 hours ago, Eddie said:

He smells of a gone off egg dipped in fish guts, that a dog ate then regurgitated, in a construction site portaloo occupied by Frank. 

Roops Fanny?

On 04/04/2024 at 08:42, Penny Farthing said:

I have consumed a lot of rice for breakfast it is now expanding in my stomach.

You will probably find that even more passers by than usual will stop dead in their tracks, scratching their heads and staring open mouthed at you, if that’s possible. Every one of them trying to work out how the fuck a hideously ugly geriatric man with a five o clock shadow, wearing an ankle length dress that reeks of mothballs and piss, could possibly have a bun in the oven? (not to mention the terror they’d feel when they realised there must be a male on the loose, capable of such a disgusting inhuman act of copulation). 

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

itchy and scratchy are PG rated so I wonder how you got to see them

Could be because I don’t have to go to bed as early as you?

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This is ‘screechy’ and ‘girlie’. Do it again.

‘bitchy’ and ‘snatchy’ lol.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Was in my local supermarket when I inadvertently stepped in the way of a lady who was blonde probably about 25 years ago but now needs help from a bottle .She gave me an intense stare and a tut then in an exaggerated  fashion went around me huffing and puffing .When Boy George was top of the charts she could have passed for mildly attractive but to try to pull it off in the same manner  so many  years after the event really is pushing it .Skin tight jeans that were holding her arse cheeks up and high heels that looked about a size nine with bulging bunion cushioning sides. She really looked like something that had been left out  in the sun far  too long .I'm all for sassy self belief but this geriatric spice grandmother really thought she was Francois Hardy in her prime .She looked more like Frank Bough in his .Females are becoming as big a cunt as males , if not worse. If there's a car up your arse these days its driven by a 32 year old slightly chubby female with oversize sunglasses and and a kid in the back and the inevitable baby on board sticker. Fucking cunts the lot of 'em.No wonder the world has gone gay cock mad , they're easier to live with than women apart from the copulation side of things .

“Women are OK but there’s nothing like the real thing…..brown cock”.

Frank Kleftico (circa 1985) quoted leaving Freddie Mercurys dressing room at the Live Aid concert at Wembley stadium and heading off to the 24hr BAD AIDS clinic in Mitch’s taxi.

11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

She’s not dead,Bill. She’s been fucking me since November.

This is great fucking news DC. Far worse than being dead. You’ve really put a grin on my boat race from ear to ear mate. 

2 hours ago, ProfB said:

Mrs Roots once unwittingly left me in control of the corner before, history is repeating itself.

Roops and I are married now ProfB. She seems ecstatically happy (what woman wouldn’t be?). I’m trying my best to feel the same, but I can’t stop wondering what’s going to happen to us soon, when all my life savings have gone, I’m blacklisted by every brass in town and left with no choice but to go home to her?

What do you think?

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

A somewhat arbitrary number?

Still, if you add up the digits you get 5, and that's the number of points on a pentagram, and that must surely prove something. Paging @King Billy to the conspiracy board.

10-4 good buddy (see what I did there?). Looks like we got us a humanitarian aid convoy.
It’s also the number of points on the Star of David, which although I don’t really buy into the big daddy of all conspiracy theories (which I’m sure I needn’t spell out incase my bank account disappears faster than a Nigerian rent boys maggot up Franks Channel tunnel sized rectum in a Greek St. shop doorway), but does seem to have been popping up on the MSM news  again quite a lot since last October (around the 7th. I think).

23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm trying out some of my best material on him first before I use it on you. So far - zilch. 

“What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger”.

Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother commenting on the fishbone choking incident.…..circa Nov 22 1982.

8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Baaaah. Baaah. Baaaaaaah. 

New potatoes, garden peas and mint sauce please. 

 Billy you're getting too worked up about this. Speaking as a serial philanderer haven't you got better things to keep you busy? 🤔 

Yes.

9 hours ago, Eddie said:

I’m dusting off the Harley withers, whistable bound, I know you shouldn’t really eat oysters  if there is a ‘R’ in the month but wtf, I hope one kills me. 

Eddie. You've become the closest thing to a friend that I’ve ever had during the last few years, so I hope you won’t get all bent out of shape if I ask you a serious question which has been troubling me for a while now. Have you killed The Vulcan in a fit of rage, or during one of the weird and highly  dangerous sexual activities that I know you lot brought with you from Africa and still get up to all the time?
If you have put it out of its misery, I hope you won’t mind me attending the disposal of its remains, to pay my respects and shout loads of abuse at its grieving (or more likely wildly celebrating) close relatives. And it would also be an ideal opportunity for you to either pay me back the fucking money I sent you for those brake pads for my M4. Mates or not Ed, if you prefer we can have a straightener outside on the cobbles at the wake.

22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

The financial octopus of covid is the same as a major war - this was an unprecedented opportunity to make a fortune. 

Opportunity…. my arse. The Covid 19 ‘pandemic’ was a carefully planned operation and executed with military precision across the planet. All it took was the takeover of the WHO by Gates and the CCP, who could then rely on Fauci in the US and many other politically powerful ‘health experts’ in the world of medicine and the dozens of tame political puppets who’d been gradually corrupted for decades by the financial tentacles of the Bill and Melinda Foundation, George Soros and the WEF etc. to rip up the long standing (and sensible) plans for dealing with an unknown health threat, and instead in unison immediately implement identical, authoritarian, anti democratic lockdowns, curfews, ridiculous unscientific mask and vaccine mandates. And as if that wasn’t bad enough paying billions of complient sheep to stay at home for almost two years (and clap like the fucking seals they are outside their front doors every Thursday night to show their appreciation for their local gang of ugly fat arsed tik tok dancers). Printing billions, even trillions of imaginary cash to bribe millions of supposedly intelligent people not to question the bullshit they were being spoon fed 24/7 by the Fakestream Media and absolute cunts like Head Spacker Hancock, Bozo, Lizard Eyes Whitty etc. should have been obvious to even the thickest cunt alive as a guaranteed fast track to several decades of poverty and debt for the future.

And now, just incase any of you subservient sheep hadn’t noticed the enormous amount of shit that’s been dropped on you from a great height, you’re soon going to be ‘given the chance’ 🤣 to vote either  Sunak or Starmer into power for another five years.

Sunak and the fake Tories who were instrumental in destroying your life then, now and your descendants future, or Starmer and his rag tag band of Anti British, woke, poofs, lezzers, trannies, corner shop jihadis and dreadlocked umbongos, who not once voted against any of the Covid legislation, and in fact consistently attempted to introduce amendments to lock you down harder and for longer.

Don't be fooled by all the ‘Bad Tories’ propaganda (even though it is 100% justified) and think that life will be so much better once ‘Lego Head’ Starmer takes over. It will be so much fucking worse, if that’s even possible. 

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

The financial octopus of covid is the same as a major war - this was an unprecedented opportunity to make a fortune.  On the other hand I think the excess death situation in A&Es is something, alongside a failing health service, is something the tories to their eternal shame have just allowed every year they've been in power.  They deserve political extinction on this issue alone and it's only one of several. 

I now hear Hertfordshire is being offered a private ambulance service (£99) when people dial 999.

£99? Boots are selling the latest Pfizer jab for exactly that price (fact check it), so that would be 99+99= £198 just to self poison oneself and pay for a lift to A and E where you can wait for about two years to be seen, once the ugly cunts have perfected their latest tik tok dance routine and then if you’re lucky they’ll slap a ‘do not resuscitate’ sticker on your forehead and chuck you in the skip on their way out to the picket line for a few new selfies to post on Facebook in one of their ‘FUCK THE TORIES’ groups. 
Nurses used to be well fuckable and always up for a bit of Irish cock when I was a youngster. Wtf has happened to the NHS nowadays, infested with purple haired cock blocking fat lezzers with LGBTQ+ etc. etc. etc. rainbow lanyards hanging round their scrawny Turkey necks, most of which would burst if a half decent cock tried to slither its way downwards. 
And most of them stink too.

20 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You seem to have some sort of fixation with this shit?  Were you ever diagnosed as autistic with late development tourettes?   Shuffling gait and chronic constipation can also be symptoms. The prognosis is poor so assume a foetal position and hope for the best.*

* Bob Hope is dead so try No Hope. 

Don’t speak to him. You and other sops anger is the only thing that keeps him barely alive.

29 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

 Old Hamandbeans youdaftcunt's up in Scotland inbox must be smoking  with hate speech reports .

I hope his inbox is smoking worse than a Gaza charity workers Land Cruiser with a fresh missile hole in its roof, or his mother in laws Burka after a premature suicide vest incident. Horrible little fake Jock, corner shop cunt.

On 01/04/2024 at 14:40, ChildeHarold said:

Well, knock me down with a feather cover me in honey and feed me to the two faced piranhas in the British media!

A couple of weeks ago they were all over the 150 inncents slain in the Russian concert terrorist attack. Every angle covered by the "journalists" was an oblique attack on Russia and Putin sucking  as much propaganda value from it while trying to maintain some appearance of sympathy and outrage. 

Now it's fuck my old boots with nobs on time (again, again and once again) with the NHS.  They are letting us know something we knew already like banging your head against a brick wall causes a fucking headache: the NHS first port of call is LETTING US DOWN BADLY.  All this while slitty eyed Charles and Lizard Kate Social climbng Middleton enjoy the BEST health care money can buy. 

THIS IS THE NOM FOR THOSE WHO COMPLAIN THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND MY DRIFT:

So the British government doesn't deserve the same treatment as Putin gets for up to 250 innocents dying because they were properly treated in time  i. e. died from neglect. That's 12,500 per year. 

So the American government doesn't get blamed for the estimated 29,000 gun related deaths per year in the USA? 🤔 

https://news.sky.com/story/a-e-waits-hundreds-of-patients-a-week-in-england-may-have-died-unnecessarily-13105646

I’ve been calling out the huge increase in all causes excess deaths (compared to the previous five year average) in almost every country in the world for quite some time now H. It’s a taboo subject that no government wants to discuss, never mind investigate. The same governments that swallowed the Covid scam hook line and sinker, then recklessly (I would say criminally) sent the world skint by locking their citizens up in their homes, closing down millions of small businesses, printing billions of pounds or dollars of non existent cash to pay the mask mandated fools to stay at home. And then the icing on the cake, just to leave no one in any doubt as to the level of Narcissistic Personality Disorder that every one of these demons possess, they banned any existing (and previously regarded as totally safe, but unfortunately patent expired and therefore suddenly deemed as extremely dangerous) medications that many doctors were having excellent results with, then they gave Pfizer, Moderna, Astra Zenneca etc. enormous amounts of our cash and total immunity from future legal action, then with the full on coercion and intimidation tactics of the Westminster cabal and their cheerleaders in the MSM, implemented the raison d’etre and rolled out the experimental, barely tested (compared to any so called vaccine in history) miracle cures, which have now been shown to neither stop the jabbed up (and masked up) guinea pigs from catching or spreading the ‘deadly virus’ which has also now been revealed to be no more deadly than a right hook from that limp wristed cock magnet cunt Benjamin Butterworth. But on the positive side, Billy boy Gates and Tony B Liar etc have made a hell of a lot of money from their wise (totally lucky) investments in the big pharma companies which came to the rescue and made sure a few Grannies survived.

21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

PS. I have been watching a lot of Medical Detectves recently. 

This time next year you’ll be more in demand than Dr. Hillary. Graham Norton will pay you a fortune to come on his TV show and talk to the plebs about ‘the science’ etc. (after you’ve sucked his rancid winkle and plated his arse in the green room obviously).

8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

No .. I do the nursing .. back to the original topic of covid .. many people actually had covid without showing any symptoms and thus were unaware that they had it .. had Covid once and certainly had the symptoms and knew about it, but there also a good chance that might also have had it before and after without knowing it because I did not show any symptoms .. it would have been expensive but had we had a system where everyone had been made to have a weekly check we might have found more information about what was actually happening. We have a government that is busily chasing people around for trivial information at great expense when they would have been better using those resources to seek out useful information.

You probably still had natural immunity due to your previous exposure to Bubonic Plague, Small Pox, Black Death, Spanish Flu etc. I’ve not included Bird Flu as you’re not a real bird you human/hybrid fucking rooster.

Prove me wrong and lay an egg  or fuck off.

23 minutes ago, Eddie said:

You would not dare to post this if decs had not returned to Canada. Shove your umbrella collection up your arse, show my your brella stand.

 

 

 

Frank has a huge collection of miniature umbrellas, which he adds to every time he attends the STD clinic (AIDS, herpes and Monkey Pox department) and has one inserted up his shit covered, decomposing, bitemarked bell end. 

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

I saw that on Forensic Files.  They recoveted 52,000 sets of fingerprints from the glove compartment and steering wheel.  Apparently it had been parked in Brixton. 

Liverpool.

59 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

So was he. 

Archie on vacation in Vegas. Harry was upstairs in the hotel suite in his Nazi outfit, sniffing coke off Meghan and Oprah’s bent over arse-cheeks. Andrew  was babysitting Lillibet at Epstein Island probably.