King Billy

22 minutes ago, Neil said:

....and his missus gets fucked by a pikey

Again

58 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

You mean like this "cowshed" near Middlewich Cheshire .. built in 1972 and the cunts still keep trying to get planning permission to turn it into a bungalow? .. and no that wall at the right hand side is perfectly upright and the building seems to be structurally sound.

I’m not a roofer but something doesn’t look right here

Just been watching “Snidey” Allen and” Unlucky” Luciano Bugger on Andrew Marr. What a pair of cunts!  I’m sure there was something moving around under Bergers kilt. Probably the so called “baby” trying to escape the unimaginable stench which was even starting to seep from the speakers on my tv. One things for sure Chukka’s getting plenty of cunt right now. Can’t wait for Bergers sprog to emerge like a miniature Chukka. Can you imagine in about a years time the excitement in the Berger household. “Darling come quickly. Baby Chukka’s just told his first lie”

5 minutes ago, Crab said:

Save some for the rest of Colombia where I'm currently holed up. LOL Juano Baby. 

While your there mate can you grab me a farmers ?

How can these fuckers be classed as a minority group? Have you seen how many of the cunts there are? The females are “married” at about 12 and spend the next 40 years popping our little pikeys at the rate of about 6 a year, while their males are out drinking, fighting and conning old ladies out of their life savings before heading down to the nearest Mercedes dealership to trade in their out of date 1 year old executive saloon. These poor “travelling people” should be made to travel back to the bog they initially crawled out of many years ago

13 hours ago, Crab said:

# Press Release 5

His Excellency President Juan. 

My fellow Venezuelans I hope you enjoyed my mash up at the border today. Those food parcels from the Land of Opportunity and Economic Sanctions courtesy of Washington moved me to tears. When it all kicked off it made me move to a place where I was able to watch the mayhem from a safe distance with my gold plated Gucci binoculars. As a bonus there were some nice views of Richard Branson's air stewardess entourage. They gave me the two fingered salute like this one modelling my new line in Venezuelan Patriot Swimwear. Hope you enjoy. I did! I'm sending her round to King Billy as my diplomatic envoy extraordinary. 

She’s definitely coming round isn’t she? I’ve just eaten 3 Viagra (100 mg) so I’m gonna be in trouble if this a wind up. Well someone’s gonna be in trouble if I have to go out on the prowl. Helloooo young lady. Don’t worry Billy won’t hurt you😝

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Oh dear. Your logic is wonky, yet again. TIG are only playing your Blukip game of entrenched democracy. 

Some people, who use their frontal lobes for something other than a pencil case, sometimes change their minds as the circumstances and evidence shifts. It’s how opinion and debate evolve (look it up), unless you live in an absolutist binary world where people get one chance to express an opinion and must live with the consequences forever. 

In which case, the U.K. emphatically voted remain in 1975, so perhaps you’d like to honour this result instead?

Thought not you soft italicised Cunt. 

You being a fucking expert on all this garbage you haven’t explained why no by-elections ? Maybe because the answer is so obvious. “THESE PEOPLE ARE LYING CUNTS WHO SHOULD BE TREATED WOTH THE UTTER FUCKING CONTEMPT WHICH THEY DESERVE”

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

This so called miners nose looks strangely white to me. I suspect this to be a picture of some African chap which has been altered with the aid of new technology. ( as yet in the development stage)

Aparrently, until recently it was still possible to travel to Africa and exchange every day items such as miners helmets for vast quantities of diamonds and gold. Now that’s the sort of trade deals we’ve been missing out on because of that damn EU holding us back. Fucking holding back cunts.

On 22/02/2019 at 15:50, cooze said:

You get soundly chastised by the snowflakes for 'blackface' indiscretions these days.

This so called miners nose looks strangely white to me. I suspect this to be a picture of some African chap which has been altered with the aid of new technology. ( as yet in the development stage)

30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

On a serious note, look up Paul Hogans Aussie sketch show. A seriously funny cunt before he made it as Crocodile Dundee.

That’s not a knife. This is knife mate

Oh and Chuck up Ummunna comes last but one on the list of MPs who respond to emails, yet the cunt probably does more tv and media interviews than almost any other MP. One can only assume that all the emails he gets are from people reminding him what a complete and utter Cunt he undoubtedly is. Fuckin cunt

Could someone please explain to me how it is that every one of these lizard people keep bleating on for a second referendum because, in their own weasel words “The circumstances have changed since the first vote “ Well it seems to me more fucking obvious that the “circumstances” of these cunts being re-elected using Labour and Tory party money, and on the premise of delivering brexit has somewhat changed. Their pathetic refusal to fight by elections should expose them as the no good lying cunts that they obviously are. The only possible exceptions are Ummuna and the fuckin modern day vampire Soubry who have both stayed that they have not changed one bit since before the 2017 election. Unfortunately I cannot disagree with either of them on this important point. They were both lying fucking cunts before and they still are. Decepticons Wake your asses up people.             I’m gone.

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I liked the one where they drove the bus through the Cliff Richard poster and went off the cliff and exploded. Or perhaps I'm confused. To be honest, as far as telly goes, I'm still waiting for the final episode of 'The Crocodile Hunter'. Where he gets stang in the heart off a fish.

Paul Hogan What a legend!

20 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Orange bastard. 

Say that to “The Donald”

37 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

So?

Can’t fault your punctuation on this one.

5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

George Orwell was also in the Ra.

He left around 1984

4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

I watched a few clips from On The Buses earlier today. What a bunch of unfunny wank that was. I bet Brexit-voting types fucking love it.

I loved the episode where Reg Varney drove his bus straight through the hard border and proved that the backstop was a complete diversionary tactic. Timeless classic comedy

3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Donald Fagen was in the Ra. 

Yeah and Michael broke into  the Queens boudoir and their grandad was central to the plot of one of Dicken’s most famous but not one of his best novels “In all fairness”

1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Orange bastard. 

Are you reeling in the years?

Just now, King Billy said:

Have considered getting a Samsung? I believe they are made in S. Korea

5 minutes ago, Khiwa said:

My 8yr old says all of these apart from "so".

"To be fair" is the latest one she's picked up.

Yank tv has a lot to "like" answer for.

Or possibly an older girlfriend ?

3 minutes ago, Khiwa said:

My 8yr old says all of these apart from "so".

"To be fair" is the latest one she's picked up.

Yank tv has a lot to "like" answer for.

Have considered getting a Samsung? I believe they are made in S. Korea

Not that long ago anyone talking in that manner would have been quickly surrounded by a large group of furious, but correctly motivated ordinary citizens and swiftly kicked to a pulp, in order to prevent children from adopting such utterly cunting behaviour. Sadly with the collapse of moral decency those days are “ like”gone. “To be fair”

3 minutes ago, Khiwa said:

"So" has become the new "like".

"Basically" is a cunt too.

“So” I’m “like”  “basically” ok with all this “to be fair”

On 22/02/2019 at 19:44, cuntspotter said:

I’m interested that you chose Thailand...ok for a holiday but ..... we’ll, y’now? You wouldn’t want to be old and sick there. 

Like an oldladyboy

Is it just me being very easily annoyed nowadays?, or does almost every fucking so called expert or self proclaimed authority on some fucking subject being discussed on tv or radio have to answer every question they are asked by saying” So “ and then proceed to talk total shite? I’ve had enough of it. Something needs to be done about this and fucking quickly.