King Billy

1 minute ago, Crab said:

I am going Assad and Maduro. 

I am going to boil my head

23 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Lightweights.   You want a true measure of endurance, have a look at this....

 

How do you pull a fat bird?           Piece of cake mate

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Couldn't have worded it better. Poster boys for the far left/LGBT propaganda spin machine.

These cunts have one agenda. The systematic extermination of white, heterosexual males, or at least marginalisation.

I’m afraid to try this poofery in case I like it too much 

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

My Grandad died at Auschwitz Billy.

He fell out of his Watchtower while he was cleaning his Luger.

Fell out of his wheelbarrow while drinking his lager

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What, he's 3/4 stupid? 

Do you not mean 75%  Were still metric until March 29th and then we’re freeeeeeee

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I thought he was a Slav diver? For the Serbian navy?

I’ve been a muff diver for many a year     I’ve spent all my money on muff diving gear      The goggles the snorkel the muff diving tank      If I’m not out muff diving I’m having a wank

One of the greatest movies ever made “Schindler’s Cosh”

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you ever talk shit about about my grandad again, I fucking swear I'm going to draw a comedy moustache on your shitty default avatar.

So you found your crayons then. I’m pleased for you mate

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

My Grandad died at Auschwitz Billy.

He fell out of his Watchtower while he was cleaning his Luger.

Arbecht Macht frei

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

My Grandad died at Auschwitz Billy.

He fell out of his Watchtower while he was cleaning his Luger.

And then Liam Neeson coshed him  and threw him in the oven 

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Good call.

And why has knife crime escalated? Maybe because the police have been directed by Khan to not target black youths for stop and search activity. Despite the fact that at least 80% of knife crime in big cities is committed by black youths..

..welcome to the 21st century, where truth is the new fascism.

So if they put a sign in the window of all knife shops saying “ No blacks” Fucking job done

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Peter Tork could play the piano (learned when he was 8 or 9) and could also play the base and acoustic guitars. He played banjo on one of George Harrison's songs.

Their manager taught them all to play the pink oboe

25 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Oh sorry, I should have said his Dad was a busdriver. He never mentions that but I thought you should know.

My dad was a slave driver. I don’t mention that much either.

23 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Oh sorry, I should have said his Dad was a busdriver. He never mentions that but I thought you should know.

How did the fucking pigmy reach the pedals?

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Some cunt may correct me because I haven't checked with google. But I think Neil Diamond wrote a lot of their songs.

I’ve got loads of tippex if you need to be corrected

But seriously though folks, on a positive note, he has managed to preside over a 600% increase in knife crime and the street murder rate in London has increased 5 fold so at least things have never been so good on that front. 

7 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Oh sorry, I should have said his Dad was a busdriver. He never mentions that but I thought you should know.

I could give him a bye for all that other shit, but a fuckin bus drivers son. Well that explains everything. Come on Khan. Get that bus out. I hate you Khan. Aaarghhhh

4 minutes ago, scotty said:

Never mind that, did davy jones' mum really invent tippex? And if so, did she get the idea after wanking off her old man? 

I once bought 500 bottles of Tippex.  I made a big mistake

Just now, judgetwi said:

The hypocrisy of these cunts is astonishing. They keep telling us they we need to have another EU referendum because we didn’t know what we were voting for.

Ok, so what about your constituents then? They thought they were voting for the Tories, they thought they were voting for the Tory manifesto. Similarly with the Labour cunts.

So where are the by-elections then cunts? Now your constituents are better informed and know what they are voting for why can’t they have another go?

Deafening silence from those who know better.

Come on mate We all know politicians never do anything dishonest or deceitful. Perish the thought. That would mean that they’re all just a bunch of lying cunts and that wouldn’t be right. Would it ??

A Venezuelan company called Smartmatic has just been awarded the contract to count the votes in next years London mayoral elections. They will be paid 9 million pounds of public money, more than double the cost of the 2016 contract. The company has links to the Madura regime in Venezuela. In fact there is overwhelming evidence of major irregularities during the last election there. Mayor Khan does fuck all except complain about having no money to spend on police etc etc etc due to Tory cuts but seems to see nothing wrong in this strange, (some might say corrupt) decision. Perhaps he’s just a fuckin bent little racist windbag midget cunt. Who knows?

13 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Who the fuck are you? Steve Nutsack? The ones I see were not dead, they were undernourished and skeletal. I could hear their groans through the speakers, and the only one moving had repetitive behavioural problems akin to that of polar bears in captivity. Some, even had their teeth missing and were in a terrible state. 

A glimpse into the future for the ex Honda workers in Swindon

10 minutes ago, Crab said:

How about a threesome with Anna and Heidi. 

If Soubry is up for playing my arse it’s game on 👅

11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Vince Cables Alarm call

2 minutes ago, Crab said:

"Good for her? " Has anything else ever motivated this slut? I'm fucking fed up talking or thinking about this morbid black widow parasite. She has spent her whole fucking existence and planning to do the same leaning on other people. She's prob learned the basics from the family - I bet you analyse them the whole tribe has been claiming max benefits since they arrived in this country. It's a lovely day outside - this little cunt had had my ladt molecule of attention. 

When I wrote “Good for her” I was pointing out The bishops shit spelling. The only thing I can think of as good for that fucking whirling dervish Begum would be about 6 spoonfuls of Harpic in her next cup of tea which is no doubt supplied free of charge like everything else this parasitic cunt gets in life. Just thought I should clear up any misunderstanding.

2 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Rat Junior once asked me why I'd hissed "I told you never to ring me at home !" down the phone to a caller.

Kid's ears were more sensitive than a fuckin Cold War sonar buoy 

Guess you had to be there