King Billy

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'Fuckin kiss me with that mouth that's been wrapped round a w**s cock!'

 

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'Fuckin kiss me with that mouth that's been wrapped round a w**s cock!'

 

Nice shirt son. Do they make them for men?

1 hour ago, Khiwa said:

Now they're doing close ups of clitori, and describing what orgasms feel like.

Thought I'd accidentally subscribed to "Minge Monthly", but no... this really is Channel 4!

Aah fuck, they're actually removing bloody tampons now and shouting about periods!

The terrestrial tv watershed has most definitely changed in the past few years.

My first thought was what a load of cunts. And then my second thought was what a load of cunts. And then blah blah blah blah 

15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Neville fuckin Bartos 

Shakespeare had his critics        Now look what you’ve done  Your mums upset

8 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

So, presumably you’ll be fucking off to the EU paradise some time soon? I would offer to send some of my domestic staff over to help you pack but the ungrateful cunts have fucked off back to Vilnius.

Still, I could drive you to the airport if you like. That would save you a few bob and I know how important money is to people like you.

Just let me know. Always happy to help. 😁

 

As Mark ‘Chopper’ Read once said Your generosity will be your downfall

9 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The only reason Honda came here in the first place was so they could secretly spy on our British milk floats and steal our technology for their “world beating and innovative fucking hybrid minicab cum halal grooming car” We need to wake up and smell the sushi

Sorry forgot to mention that they’re  a bunch of fuckin cunts as well. Does anyone know what the toll for the Bridge on the River Kwai is now?

4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I strongly suspect money will change hands. Those Aid convoys do go missing quite often, don’t they? Then one day in 2025, as she pegs out the washing in her Chittagong slum, kids 7 and 8 dangling off each pendulous tit, she’ll look down bewildered at the red laser point darting about her chest. Then that will be that. Freak accident, m’lud. 

Liam Neeson could make amends for his unintentional outburst by wrapping his Schindler’s list Oscar in a football sock and taking the back of her fucking head off with one quick swipe. Open top bus to the oscars next week and all is forgiven.

32 minutes ago, Crab said:

Bollocks there is a whole raft of investments current and pending in electric vehicles which will simply bypass the UK because the BIG BOYS will sew up all the globalised trade deals. Only a fool would not link Hondas decision to the recent EU/Japan deal. 

The only reason Honda came here in the first place was so they could secretly spy on our British milk floats and steal our technology for their “world beating and innovative fucking hybrid minicab cum halal grooming car” We need to wake up and smell the sushi

Just now, The Bishop said:

They have registered it as a private company rather than as a political party .. this in theory restricts people from knowing who is bankrolling them.

Registered in a tax haven as well. So that’s what a new approach to openness in politics looks like. They wouldn’t answer questions on who was bankrolling their new ’politique’ Blair, Campbell, and all the other cunts seem to have suddenly dissapeared off the tv.   Mmmmmmm!!!!

What goes Ha Ha Bonk?     Shamina Begum laughing her head off

3 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

There is also the issue that the Bangladesh government might claim that she is not a citizen of Bangladesh.

Well that’s that then.

For the last couple of days the impartial BBC news have been showing a picture of her without burka, hijab or whatever they are calling their medieval fancy dress this week, all foto shopped to make ‘it’ look like a normal human being. We’re all supposed to think Ahhh! She looks harmless, but the fucking brainless amoeba opens her gob and the bile starts spewing out again. She can definitely be banned from entering the country under the ‘ Dirty smelly filthy horrible cunts act 2019’ and I commend this statement to the house.

10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Here we go again. A brand-spanking new group of wannabe ministers are splintering away from Labour to merge as a collective of twats. Fed-up to the back teeth with their own party, they reckon that they have what it takes to run as a close-knitted bunch...  Luciana Berger, Chris Leslie, Angela Smith, Gavin Shuker, Mike Gapes, Ann Coffey and Chuka Umunna (nope, I aint heard of the cunts either) have all announced they have resigned from the Labour party with immediate effect.  Some Tories, are considering joining them... 

If all other mp’s of all parties joined them and fucked off to Outer Spackmolia it would probably go down as the greatest day in the history of everything🍾

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

This brand of suave, debonair, old school charm is seldom seen these days. 

You put me in mind of a young David Niven.

I’ve often dreamed of Nigel Havers having an unfortunate but catastrophic accident and what opportunities that might present for ‘Moi’

17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

She can suck the chrome off a chopper bikes handle bars with those lips. 

After she’s plated my hairy arse 

11 minutes ago, The Beast said:

I had never heard of any of these cunts apart from the closet poofta Umunna. I'm all for the labour party fragmenting, and the conservatives going the same way, but these fucking nobodies are going to disappear into political obscurity. Even if a couple of EU shills from the tory party join them, it is hardly my idea of a party that will be offering anything new to politics.

It also boils my piss to hear Nigel Fucking Farage insist they should all call a by-election in their constituencies. Hasn't this tory clown just shopped his UKIP card for a different party. I didn't see him leaving his cushy MEP position. 

Either way, this side show is just a distraction. The real issue is what sort of country do we want after 29th March, a catweasel hard left socialist cesspool or a fucking Rees-Mogg dyed in the wool old school tory approach. A new party is desperately needed to avoid both of these fuckwits, but not these fucking nonentity has-beens of the Independent group.

It's so fucked you couldn't make it up.

You just did

10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I went to B&Q and said "can someone sell me a kettle?" and the  bloke said "Kenwood" and I said "go and get him then". Ithangyow 

And the bloke said”Rolex or Cartier?”

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I went to B&Q and said "can someone sell me a kettle?" and the  bloke said "Kenwood" and I said "go and get him then". Ithangyow 

I fuckin hate diy why do think I got married? If a jobs worth doing, make her do it, after she’s made my dinner and sucked me off while I’m watching countdown. God I love that woman!

On 13/02/2019 at 15:07, Eric Cuntman said:

The Jerk? 

Steve Martin's opening line in the film was;  "I was born a poor black child"

On 13/02/2019 at 15:13, camberwell gypsy said:

The only one that was funny was planes, trains and automobiles but only because of John Candy.

On 13/02/2019 at 14:56, Crab said:

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS REASONABLE. What was that one about racial stereotypes? 

Randy Bentwick

On 16/02/2019 at 00:31, Ollyboro said:

You've been to Thailand, haven't you?

Tie Rack and Lego land

On 16/02/2019 at 20:32, Khiwa said:

Only in my dreams...

Thank god you’ve found my wife’s driving licence. That photo was a few years ago. She’s let herself go now. Still got her personality though. Fucking ugly cunt. Wish I’d never married her four times

On 12/02/2019 at 17:38, Wizardsleeve said:

Michelle Obama with extensive abdominal liposuction?  

And her penis tucked between her manly thighs

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Drop the flash cunt. 

With a swift uppercut. Fuckin twats getting too big for his boots. Cunt

Just now, King Billy said:

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Just now, King Billy said:

Yeah but once we silence these snivelling remoaners and claim our  birthright we can import some starving European peasants to go sniff them out in the woods, cos I heard that after Brexit we’re having summer all year round. Fucking project fear cunts. If they wanted to fool me they should’ve called it something else. Do they were cunts or what?

think

6 minutes ago, scotty said:

I think you’ll find that truffles are out of season. 

Yeah but once we silence these snivelling remoaners and claim our  birthright we can import some starving European peasants to go sniff them out in the woods, cos I heard that after Brexit we’re having summer all year round. Fucking project fear cunts. If they wanted to fool me they should’ve called it something else. Do they were cunts or what?