King Billy
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34 minutes ago, Khiwa said:
Stuart Bingham - Don't fax em, ring um!
Ali Carter - serial farter
Mark Allen - not jockey Keiron Fallon
Jan Verhaas - "No! It's not Dutch for yes you can have my ass! (Cunt)!"
Ted Lowe - Alfie Bowe (tit)
Marco Fu (again) Where’s me cue? Len Ganley- fishy fanny John Parrot - Scouse faggot Alan McManus- dirty scotch anus
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Graham Dott - fuckin good shot Rory McLeod - get the fuck out Crucible theatre - see ya later
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14 minutes ago, Khiwa said:
Steve Davis - call me Mavis
Cliff Thorburn - watch a whore earn
James Wattana - where's me banana
Marco Fu - have a big jimmy Judd Trump - Where’s my breast pump Stuart Bingham - somebody ring him Barry Hearn - anal ringworm
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7 minutes ago, Khiwa said:
Willie Thorne - massive horn
Ding - microwave gone ping
Terry Griffiths - do you know where my spliff is?
Mark Williams - Oh matron! John Higgins - Ivor Biggun Steven Hendry - long and bendy
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29 minutes ago, Khiwa said:
Visible panty liner - Michaela Tabb's vagina
Michaela Tabbs - genital crabs Tony Drago - anal impetigo
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1 hour ago, Crab said:
That'your opinion. The fact is she should face justice, however rough and ready or non existant in our opinions, in the place she was an active collaborator with ISIS. She lived by the sword...
The pork sword
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2 minutes ago, Khiwa said:
Apples & Pears - polyester hairs
Syrup of figs - Multiple Miggs
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23 minutes ago, Crab said:
Lord Carlisle was a Thatcherite bum boy award winner. You see these poor people they want to help won't be squeezing them for space or taking up places in Oxbrudge or their alma mater private schools. He won't be standing next to one of them at the Village Post Office in his Cotswald country home. Or in Sloane Square when he resides in his Cadigan Mansions apartment. You see he talks the talk. The poor and under pressure people he looks down on here will walk the walk for him. He should be boiled down into gruel and fed to ISIS Brides in Syrian detention camps.
Can I have some more pleeease?
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3 hours ago, Khiwa said:
Jimmy White's a bigger cunt for not even winning it once, especially with the lack of quality opposition back in his heyday. And his wig needs hoovering.
I heard Jimmys dad only talked in the old Cockney rhyming slang and when he first saw baby jimmy he is said to have shouted “Fuckin hell luv you’ve done a Jimmy White in the bed
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2 hours ago, ratcum said:
There was a story about a "Hiker takes on a mountain lion and wins" except I read it at as
"Hitler takes on mountain lion, and wins"
get in Adolf!
He’s on a winning streak then. You can’t keep a good nazi down
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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
There are 2 possible answers to that question..
..the correct one has 3 letters.
Nah
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1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:
REPORTED!
Are you really that thick?
Yeah
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4 minutes ago, King Billy said:
Be careful your wife’s head might be in the way
6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:I'm going to hurt you. In your privates.
2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:Bingo!
reported.
Gissa kiss you fuckin big massive homo cunt
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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Bye dickhead. ♿️🚾
Tara fuckhead
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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:
I'm going to hurt you. In your privates.
Be careful your wife’s head might be in the way
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1 hour ago, Crab said:
I am proposing a statue of Jimmy Savile in Leeds - a cunt who developed under Thatcher's protection. Let's not forget a statue to Norman Tebbit outside the old Raleigh bicycle factory in Nottingham.
With punkape sniffing the saddles
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3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:
Gemma Collins’s choreographer
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3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Willis. Part of the piss head, hasbeen trinity of Willis, Neeson and Gibson
4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:Willis. Part of the piss head, hasbeen trinity of Willis, Neeson and Gibson
Die hard with a cosh negro
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1 hour ago, Crab said:
I am proposing a statue of Jimmy Savile in Leeds - a cunt who developed under Thatcher's protection. Let's not forget a statue to Norman Tebbit outside the old Raleigh bicycle factory in Nottingham.
With his chopper hanging out
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On 05/02/2019 at 22:04, camberwell gypsy said:
Is that one of the 7 dwarfs standing next to it?
No that’s the peado fiddler earl of spunkface
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21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:
You’re horribly working class and barely literate.In addition you probably have a myriad of diseases and deformities to compliment your total intellectual deficiency.
Fuck off.
You’ve been up all night haven’t you to see if you got a mention in the state of the onion address. Fuckin vegetable cunt
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Oh yeah almost forgot earl fuckin spunk face eat shit and die and then fuck off you mug cunt
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4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:
You’re horribly working class and barely literate.In addition you probably have a myriad of diseases and deformities to compliment your total intellectual deficiency.
Fuck off.
You need to learn pal. You can’t send yourself a message so probably best you just keep whispering in that fucking massive pork chop where your ear should be. Cunt
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Just now, Crab said:
KB I see you're back and back on form after lying on your back for a few days.
How come all these Hollywood hard men are like 60-70 years old and their birds are 21-30. My birds 28 so I must be a contender. Forgot to put stone in there. Fuck it
Russian Flag over Salisbury
in The Corner
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Anyone for Novichok?