King Billy

1 hour ago, Crab said:

Shuddah your face and fuck off

 

So Saddam Hussein’s not dead. He’s been wearing a little red wanking hood costume and a daft cap. Looks like a typical USA Ryder cup fan.

Paddy Power have installed Gemma “go lightly “ Collins as odds on favourite for next series of “pie eating on ice” and  have stopped taking bets on her winning “I’m a fat greedy talentless fucktard  cunt kick me out of here”

15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Didn't fall over tonight but has been fucked off by the judges. 

I don't watch this but just tuned in to see of she's gonna frack the ice. 

News Flash!!!     Fat gobby  cunts are now officially more popular than our brown skinned friends 👏🏽

2 hours ago, Crab said:

Fuck off out of here King Billy

👀👀

Tut tut tut very shabby behaviour. You’ve let everyone down, mostly yourself

1 minute ago, Crab said:

You lot are like a class of fucking tormenting bullies in a girls school remedial class. And now girls, after the French oral you'll be ready for extra physical education round the back of the gym. 

Round the back of Jim?

Sorry short relapse there. What a bloody idiot. Won’t happen again,

17 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Gemma's been snorting ice.

Having a shit on ice

1 minute ago, Crab said:

Glad to see your short break in Venezuela has blown the cobwebs away and you survived the plane crash over the Atlantic. Strange that wasn't it? Juan Guaidó can't stop talking about you 👀

Everything has become clear now that I’ve stopped being a fucking idiot. Anyone who wants to join me on my journey should read “An idiots guide to not being an idiot” by JR Hartley

21 minutes ago, Crab said:

Gemma is lovely, you lot can't accept a real woman because all you know about is plastic toys and unattainable porn queens. Grow up and start behaving like fully mature men. Not silly boys with an anal fixation. 

Yeah you’re right mate. I’ve been a bloody idiot. Thanks for making me realise what a fool I’ve been. From now on I’m gonna pull all these fuckin stupid toys outta my bum hole and think about real women. Thanks pal

16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

To put a little context of how despised this fat munter is, i dont even think Kasim Kharum would shag her.

Unless she was dead

34 minutes ago, Decimus said:

What do you mean?

30 minutes ago, Decimus said:

LOL

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

 

Have some dignity for God sake, you snivelling, obsequious fucking worm.

Say what you mean

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He's done it so many times how many chances does he have? 

You can be so hurtful. I don’t wanna be your friend any more 

27 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

To put a little context of how despised this fat munter is, i dont even think Kasim Kharum would shag her.

Bet she would shag him though

5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

The warning was given for a Rule 12 infarction. I deleted a post because you inserted the sobriquet "babysitter" between the fore and surname of a person well known in the public domain. You then went on to accuse him of being a nonce.

Ok duly noted. I will endeavour to be more careful in future. Thanks for your quick response.                   KB

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

@King Billy, not only have I removed one of your posts due to libellous content, I'm also issuing a formal warning. Please acquaint yourself with the site rules before posting again.

Please can you let me know which post you have removed so I can learn what is and is not acceptable, as I am a newcomer to this site. Without knowing what post caused the problem it is difficult to change things. However please accept my apologies unreservedly.                                                     Yours sincerely                                   K B

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

My dads nickname for your mum is food bank. My mum is getting suspicious.

Has your mum  ever mistakenly referred to my dad as sperm bank

Has anyone else spotted that couldn’t give a shit is a poorly hidden anagram of Khasim Khuram. The plot thickens

3 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Does your dad know you're using his laptop? You had better put it away quickly or he'll have his belt off to you when he gets back from the food bank.

My dads nickname for your mum is food bank. My mum is getting suspicious.

13 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

I’ve just jizzed.

13 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

I’ve just jizzed.

Signed  Kasim Kurhan

3 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

I’ve just jizzed.

Make sure CGAS wipes his hand clean before he zips you up

The Gargantuan Cuntflaps stacked it and still got her personal best score, which is still lower than anyone else has ever got. Next week she should leap onto the ice off the top of Canary Wharf. She might even top today’s score and she could bring the camberbell end pikey his hedgehog fried rice. Apparently he’s been sitting up there all week testing his new infra red heat seeking glasses looking for somewhere to park his transit and caravan cos where they are now is almost full up with nappies, bags of shit and all the other fucking garbage him and his people sling out the window, cause  they’re culture is to not live in a house but travel round wrecking everybody  else’s happiness. Cunts

This cunt Ainsley is a chef? He’s just asked another cunt “What exactly is Roasting?”And then “Where do vegetables come from?” Well that ones easy at least  Every body knows vegetables come from Camberwell

7 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Not at all. Several eminent criminologists and at least one former Home Secretary have made the case that there are disproportionate levels of deviant sexual attitudes among Muslim men.The mass rape of young non muslim girls in Rotherham, Telford and Dewsbury are well documented as is the lack of remorse of the perpetrators. If that isn't enough for you, how about the New Years Eve rapefest in Cologne a couple of years ago. They didn't even bother to act discreetly. 

Cos a discreet rapist is much more  easy to accommodate in a civilised country. Discretion classes should be compulsory for all peaceful Brown cavemen.