Major Cunt

Funnily enough Bill it was.

I visited a classic greasy spoon the other week with a mate of mine, it was nothing to write home about but I was satisfied with my afternoon breakfast. I happened to glance out the window mid way through and then spotted the name of this establishment ,"Top Nosh" it was called. Now if I was back home it would be a candid name for a brass house, but this saying has different connotations in the south west, sadly I only got a coffee as an extra.

It was mild inference however I take your point, does this also cover PunkApe though? Where such a statement no doubt has some factual basis

I didn't see a no, I think you might get a nosh out of it.

The main problem with this terrorist atrocity from my point, has been the reporting of it in on the British Buggery Corporation, and other assorted meejah services. Its been billed as an Easter worshipper massacre on you guessed it Easter worshippers. Why the fuck not say that Christians were killed during a church service, oh that's right we can't mention that, incase we offend some cunt. Now I don't own a pair of Jesus creeper's or sing in a choir, (Cliff Richard is a cunt too, can't say what I'd like to due to a reprimand from Roopa earlier) However last time I checked this was meant to be a Christian country so why not mention this more often. I believe in the 70's despite looking like extras from the bay city rollers, the Paddy terrorists were far more successful than these ISIS cunts, a poor consolation but true.

I concur Eric after a back injury I was handed a prescription for diazepam, that evening I consulted Dr Jack Daniels for a second opinion, I was very happy but Mrs Major wasn't!

Sounds like a reasonably solid game plan to the Major, though immediate retribution is preferable, i feel the irritating little cunt will suffer more your way.

Decs I'm expecting an expedient response to PunkApe mocking of you, come on you know you want to.

Its a sad reflection of today's greed is good Gordon Gecko type rhetoric peddled by certain parts of the meejah. What makes me laugh about most of these loadsa money type cunts, is most of them have fuck all in the Sherman Tank, merely living of credit cards. I come from humble roots myself but have been fortunate enough to carve out a little niche for myself, while not having to deal with to many cunts in person. ( explains why I come here though it's mainly for laughs) I don't always have compassion for beggars/homeless I find them a bit of a nause and generally high on spice and fucking irritating. However if this so called government would possibly address the underlying issues there may possibly be less in the first place, greed isn't always good!

I'm no expert on the subject but I believe that rent boys are generally the ones bent over the barrel. I would have thought that a cunt like you having been public schooled, would be au fait with these practices!

That retort was as weak as your handshake and genetics combined. Please take a bath whilst holding a 3 bar heater at the earliest convenience! Lol

Actually on second thoughts you must be permanently out of your canister on strong sedatives, it would partially explain your banal drivel.

On the strength of hurling mediocre abuse at Spunkers the resident corner fantasist I'm awarding your first like. Word to the wise though step your game up in the pursuit of more!

Herr RatsMarshall speaking of mix ups I'm here on the Eastern front awaiting 50 Tiger Tanks via rail. My Captain informs me they have been sent to Sobibor by mistake, confused with the "cargo" for liquidation. Could you please tell Eichmann to sort his shit out and send me the revised timetable. I also hold the rank of Major in the Wermacht, we meet at the Eagles Nest last Easter. I don't appreciate having to come to the corner over this matter and did you also get the report about Withers resistance activities!

I bet he's in his carpet slippers and cardigan eating a pack right now. Sonny was a weak reply and probably a favourite word of Savile type nonces though.

He does have a username that sounds suspiciously Pikie to me!

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Has your nurse not dispensed an evening sedative yet? You humourless halfwit.

Sadly for you though wit and intellect are two qualities that you can't improve in an English class. If the best you can do is pick out my occasional typos and grammar lapses then fuck of. I generally like to hunt big game but sadly for you owning a reinforced mobility scooter, isn't a prerequisite of big game.

I have no doubt you are! Sorry I meant to say your a cunt, that's better.

Reported for being a cunt above and beyond the remit of this site.

Pretty sure it wasn't a satirical answer to the question, however he could have ment jaynius the cunts that thick.

Think I've heard of him believe he runs the odd charity marathon. Is partial to Cuban cigars and multicoloured shell suits!

Cor blimey not half Eric 😂😂😂

This is a week nomination at best and fucking ridiculous in reality. Considering the dough these cunts are on, to splash out 25 sheets at your local Tk Max is hardly a fortune. They do a few grand on a suitcases as it is. A better nom would have been ITV 4+1 it never shows fuck all, what's the point. So I have given up trying to watch the Sweeney when I get in!