Major Cunt

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So you'll go from a white cunt to a slightly darker cunt? 

Shouldn't you be out damaging roof tiles and conning pensioners outta there life savings. Or nicking lead of church roofs!

5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

presumably Michael Jackson swapped his race card for less well known "Utter betrayal and insult to my race Dickhead' card?

He was "off the wall" Herr RatsMarshall! 

35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Little Mike D had a low level member. He used it as a kickstand.

 

I'll take your word for Eric this once!😁

To be fair Houghton's not exactly black is he? Maybe this summer when I get a tan, I can be utterly shit at my job then pull the race card when sacked!

2 hours ago, Glowworm said:

Couldn't we arrange a meeting .. I did go to Dublin to meet @Panzerknacker at Darkie Kellys a couple of weeks ago but he never turned up I am going to Rennes in July.

Ahh Rennes in July. There's a possibility of absolution here, the Corner Cartel have decided your the candidate, to carry out the contract on the French cunts life. A Mac 10 with silencer will be waiting for collection on arrival, photographic proof of suffering and elimination is essential, along with his goose's wing, failure is not an option, this will be both your salvation and redemption. Your expected to swim the English channel back, across shipping lanes at night while blindfolded, a lower level member will collect you from Poole Dorset.

Prepare yourself, stop posting banal shite and most importantly fuck off!

11 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

So here I am in the Chudleigh Knighton battered womens refuge with four black eyes, a mouth full of broken teeth, bruised all over and I find this nom. The very thought that a senior council official from the Eastern Counties, A General Practitioner from Hampshire and and Essex's hard nut would even have enough knowledge of this programme to have an opinion on it is beyond the bounds of credibility. Certainly anyone who has watched this shit should be taken to a place of execution and hanged by the neck until they are dead. GOD GIVE ME FUCKING STRENGTH!

I fucking new that was you Pen trying to fly under the radar, even a new punter like me can work it out.

P.S fuck right off!

9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

In fact an Ox (or bull's)  pizzle is long,  very thin,  and ejaculates within 10 seconds of penetration. A bit like Frank really.

I take it your speaking from experience on both these matters!

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

That's just where you're fucking wrong, matey, I most certainly don't.

Please don't tell me you watch decades-old reruns of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and "Family Fortunes" on Challenge TV? Or fucking "Bullseye"! I mean, what sort of total fucking bellend does that?

Any cunt who watches reruns of "Bullseye", should take there bus fare home "BFH", said in Jim Bowen's voice, then fuck off and never darken the Corner again.

Allegedly that fat cunt on the show is called the beast, due to interfering with wild animals.

On 17/09/2015 at 11:25, Eddie said:

Corbyn had an affair with Diane Abbott in the 70's, thank Christ they didn't have children

Were you adopted by any chance Eddie?

3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm pretty sure that Judge revealed, he lives in a council bedsit with his Mum, worked part-time in the Admiral Duncan giving blowjobs for 50p, eats kebabs and owns a mobility scooter.

I might have made the last 2 up but the first 3 are verbatim.

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

There are eight million stories in the naked city. What's yours?

I'm pretty sure that Judge revealed, he lives in a council bedsit with his Mum, worked part-time in the Admiral Duncan giving blowjobs for 50p, eats kebabs and owns a mobility scooter.

20 hours ago, King Billy said:

  What ‘Troubles’’? I’m still up for that couple of pints next time I’m coming home via your fair city Panz. Looking forward to the craic. We’re all fucking paddy’s mate, no matter what the fuck anyone tries to argue.   🇬🇧🇨🇮

You still doing Craic Billy? I thought you were clean now?

Just now, Decimus said:

Imagine if this cunt showed up squatting in your brown wheelie bin.

 

Begging for cheese on the streets of Dalston!

36 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Lets put it this way Eric. In life there are order givers and order takers. I have very little experience of being in the latter group whereas you appear to be a seasoned veteran.  

Rattled without a shadows!

16 hours ago, King Billy said:

You’ve spelt ‘inseminate’ slightly wrong Major. 

FFS 😁

23 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Yawn...shut up and hang yourself with your skid marked underpants you pointless smear of DNA 

Panzbaby 

Just for the record I'm ambivalent about the trouble's. Before my time!

23 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Yawn...shut up and hang yourself with your skid marked underpants you pointless smear of DNA 

Panzbaby 

A weak retort Paddybaby like your handshake and genetics. Fuck off!

16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

For some reason you have ignored my concurring with another punter who alluded to a reason.

We purposely exercise a light touch in rule enforcement. Now if you prefer that we go full N.Korea control and rigidly enforce the rules then we'll accept that your post isn't a diatribe of self-serving snivelling but rather a desire for stricter moderation for all and not just for the punters that you have taken a dislike to - just let us know but I fear you won't be the most popular minnow in the pond. As it stands one punter has his own set of rules tailor-made to cope with his brand of derailing noms but perhaps you would like us to crack down hard on Rule 7? Please advise.

I made my point to which you have taken a somewhat defensive stance, however to call it a diatribe of self serving is unfair, it was an opinion and so is your reply. Fortunately we don't live in North Korea and are free to deviate from the party line. 

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

@Major Cunt. I have received a 'Cunt' notification from you. 

Are we about to fall out?

Not wise.

Ive rectified it Eric, I save my cunts for a select few, fortunately your not in that bracket, it was meant to be a like.

😂😂😂😂

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

@Major Cunt. I have received a 'Cunt' notification from you. 

Are we about to fall out?

Not wise.

Err I don't think so me old China, where the fuck is that???

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'm still fucking brilliant, though, right? Right?

For the record, and despite his many faults, Judge remains one of the better contributors on here, not that he'll thank me for saying so, the miserable fucking cunt.

Baws despite pulling me up on the occasional grammatical errors, your contributions are on the money! So yes mate your alright, take a deep breath!

I'm sure Jewdy will tell you to fuck off though!

45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Possibly the best gangster film ever made. 

I think it's definitely one of my favourite film's, the courtroom scene in the beginning is excellent! "Once Upon a Time in America" also.

26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The fat cunt was a genuine bad arse wrecking machine. During filming of 'Best Of The Best', some of the cast and crew went on a night out to a roadside bar. Chris Penn's mouth drew the attention of half a dozen rednecks, apparently, Eric Roberts hadn't finished hiding himself in the toilets by the time Penn had flattened 5 of them. 

Never knew that about Chris Penn I just googled him, although I prefer his brother in Carlitos Way!

With regards to Roops statement about new members targeting the usual whipping boys, she seemed to completely omit why this possibly happens. I think we can guess said whipping boys, who happen to put a target on their own backs by goading other members, derailing nom's, trolling, or in one case posting pure shit. She also left out the elephant in the room, which isn't a bariatric member (insert as applicable) but her lack of enforcing the rules on certain cunts infringements.

While recovering from back surgery, I decided to join the corner after occasionally visiting. I also used to find Jewdy quite amusing, however old age and immigration and belligerence, has consumed him in my opinion. A shadow of the sometimes funny mobility scooter owning wideboy he used to be!

On 04/03/2019 at 17:55, Wizardsleeve said:

The rusty trombone.

The skin flute.