Major Cunt

On 28/04/2019 at 22:13, judgetwi said:

The first time I went to Carrotcruncher Road I asked some parking warden cunt if I was ok to park in this road. Oh yes, he said....guided me in and gave me the thumbs up.

Anyway we lost 2-0, I think, but I remember that fat Jock cunt Robert Fleck scoring and parading in front of us giving us the fingers the wanker.

When I came out of that shithole needless to say I had a fucking parking ticket. I’ve hated those yellow bastards ever since. 

I understand that Robert is now a classroom assistant in one of Norwich’s many “special schools”. It doesn’t say much for Jockland that he chose to spend his retirement in that backward cunthole rather than return to the land of his birth.

Let’s hope the yellow bastards get a lot of Sunday games next season. Then at least I won’t have to put up with the slimeball Gary Taxdodger while watching them being taken apart on MOTD.

Gary only works one day a week for £2 million of my fucking money. Doesn’t stop this champagne socialist lecturing me about how democracy doesn’t count when it doesn’t go his way though.

 

Parking ticket? Your a blue badge holder for fucks sake, cheeky cunts!

5 hours ago, Decimus said:

Never mind about getting their own nom, we've got one as a member.

You're sharing a site with a 47 year old man with legs so skinny that if he walked over a toaster the shit on the end of his maggot would end up with a carbon crisp.The sort of prancing, queer-bin owning, faggot fucking cunt that's just as likely to drink a bottle of Brew Dog as shove it up his fucking arse.

You can call him Frank, but he'll also answer to any synonym of homosexual that takes your fancy.

Thanks for the heads up Decs you painted a very vivid picture there of Frank. Can't say I've had the pleasure/displeasure yet but I'm sure I'll paths will cross at some point, though definitely not our swords in the Cheshire golfing sense.

Eric I have no doubt your secretly in touch with your feminine side, however to label you a hipster after the insight provided by Decs could be a fallacy, please feel vindicated, You some how became embroiled in my rant.

These cunts really should get there own nom.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

But what's that fucking well got to do with McDonald's? This must be some shit I've missed because I don't watch enough 'hey wow fab groovy' gender neutral advertising.

Bollocks Eric I hear your very much in tune with your feminist side, along with dressing like one of those hipster cunts. You know baseball boots with beige chinos, that have divorced your ankles and married your knees.

On 28/04/2019 at 17:55, Ape said:

Perhaps he likes Hard things that are 8 inches long being shoved up his arse? Could be a coded message for Pukeape.

Don't think Ratty's gonna need to break out the enigma machine for this one.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She still bothering you for Child Support money then?

To be fair that could be any bird on any northern council estate.

7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

One begets the other.  In his case, not soon enough.  Dig a deeper hole and Withers and Eddie can be thrown in on top of him.  Of course, that means Punky has to be face down in the grave.  

I'd wager he's gonna be fine with that.

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Terry Savaras 

Who loves ya baby!

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So could the Brook Hospital, and at least 3 pubs full of old cunts trying to tell you that Dick Turpin used to rob cunts at Shooters Hill and some of the old Roman mile markers are still buried in the hedge next to the woods. 

I assume it hasn't changed much?

I've been gone a while but I'm quite sure that the step old Dick used, to be level with the punters, when holding them up is still there. The hospital's gone but no doubt there still old geezers, telling any cunt who'll listen about Turpin.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Very true. The fried chicken establishment is the preferred hunting ground of black yoof. A kind of natural selection catalyst, allowing 'stabbers' to select suitable 'stabbees'.

And any bi-atches they may wish to court/rape.

I think David Attenborough could easily get a 30 minute program out of these cunts. 

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Telling a shine in a chicken shop to stop stabbing people is about as effective as telling a faggot in a Slug and Lettuce to stop giving other queers AIDS.

 

You got a point there!

5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Stab yourself.

You stab yourself regularly with a 9 inch black dildo if there's no cock available.

After sitting down with my evening fare of sirloin steak and mixed veg, I decided to watch the news. (I'm giving RT a bash at the mo fuck the beeb cunts) There was an item on about Morleys chicken shops, running anti knife crime ads on fried chicken boxes. Cue the standard ask the customers what they think section, panning over to some fat cunt bearing a strong resemblance to Idi Amin. Dressed in the colourful garb fond of Nigerian scammers and Christian preachers from that part of the world. It just really beggars belief that you should have to run adverts, telling the yoots not to stab each other. Now I know longer live in the capital and I'm fucking glad, these shitholes are ten a penny and attract the vermin they deep fry (rats). About a decade ago in my younger years and on the piss in North London, I tried one of these establishments, fucking terrible!

P.S Decs it was filmed in Brixton and an overweight fella glided by on a mobility scooter, I didn't see a cunts corner sticker on the back of it though.

38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The 'Gary Glitter' approach.

"Leader of the gang" think it might be called a network Gary!

9 hours ago, Decimus said:

That's quite the Polish mouthful, and not your first I'd wager.

To be fair he's easy pray stuck on that reinforced mobility scooter.

Just now, The Guard said:

I caught a cheap flight back to the UK after receiving a credible death threat.

Fuck me that's the first time you have made me laugh on here, probably because it sounds more than credible. Never mind you can come here and receive the same treatment!

3 minutes ago, The Guard said:

Packham has had a credible death threats . The two faced cunt should be glad that he did not have dead cows hung from his gate.

I'd like to see Packham completing a Krypton Factor type course, in a big cat enclosure with starved Tigers. Be interesting to see if he's still that keen on conservation after.

Fuck me Guard are you in Paddyland using a dial up modem,I hear it's cutting edge technology out there.

23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'd wager if olly the fucking owl gets tiddles back to his nest, the pussy cat will tear him a new arsehole. 

Olly's got a solution to that he's gonna drop the cunt from a great height first.

11 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I do not understand why the end violence against women coalition would have trouble changing minds, no one is for violence against women, if you can show me a group in the UK that promote Violence against women I would be proved wrong.

The sweaty socks spring to mind.

5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Ahh so you used to work as Cliff Richards chauffeur.

On second thoughts did you once date Sue Barker?

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can. I was standing behind her holding a pistol.

Ahh so you used to work as Cliff Richards chauffeur.

1 minute ago, ratcum said:

If it's anywhere east of Vienna, leave well alone

Out of likes! Wise words however.

5 minutes ago, scotty said:

Mud always sticks. I've long maintained that anyone accused of rape should be granted the same anonymity that their accuser enjoys, until proved guilty.

Exactly

2 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Rape can mean anything from behaving bestially in a city in eastern China, to getting rough with a bird who's been giving you the c'mon all evening.

But what's the definition in Upper Silesia Ratty.

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Jussie Smollet has proven that making serious false allegations, carries absolutely no consequences for blacks and homosexuals. And I imagine the number of white women, who have been raped by black or Asian men, who don't report it, for fear of being labelled a racist, or a Rotherham style cover up, is a frightening statistic.

Quoting my sentiments exactly there Eric.