Major Cunt

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

"Comedian" Arthur Smith went to the UEA.

If that isn't reason enough to burn the whole city to the fucking ground, I don't know what is.

The Septic's are currently working on new so called Battlefield Nukes, wonder if they fancy using Norwich as a test site. Though saying that Swindon's a better choice.

Decimus you have just reminded me of my annual Easter pilgrimage back to the parents gaff. Only this time being foolish enough to undertake said journey by national rail. Even though despite by booking it in advance, I could still get a return flight to Spain cheaper. I must be fucking mental!

I would have expected you to find a good Greene King boozer, then ordered a cold pint of IPA. That establishment you described sounds like theres pale ale, dispensed by an unconventional pump. However in homage to my favourite Norwich resident Alan Partridge a ladyboy would suffice.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Funny you should mention him. I'm trying to arrange a tag-boxing event with Lammy and Abbott, facing a pair of white opponents, just to see who's best. 

I'm thinking the Klitchko brothers as opposition.. both retired, so that makes it a fair fight.

Not a bad shout that. If the Klitschko's aren't available may I suggest the Diaz brother's.

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Splendid. At least one cunt bought Dianne Abbots Mathematics guide.

Fair play, i got the David Lammy one it was on offer.

On 13/04/2019 at 11:56, Decimus said:

If you're even a sixteenth of the cunt that Withers is, you're in for a fucking rough time. Although, you've made me laugh already which is something Withers hasn't achieved since 2015.

Decimus I'm seventeen sixteenths more of a cunt than Withers could ever aim to be. You will hopefully find that out!!!!!

6 minutes ago, The Guard said:

Oswestry

With the right Bow you can legally kill a Welshmen there on a Sunday, I hear.

3 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

So where the fuck do you go for that Herr Oberst? I believe the Vienna School of Fine Arts doesn’t maintain the standards of the old days, i’m sad to say.

Definitely not the Riechstag that went the same way as Notre Dame.

23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You cunt.  Rats gave you a like.  Screen shot and save it before he removes it.  He's vindictive that way! 

He was obviously feeling mildly benevolent, but due to your exposure the fuckers removed it!

29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Lots of anti-rat sentiment around at the moment. Did you know, some of these cunts don't even have Lugers?

I don't know where he finds the time to irk the cunts of the corner. The security services informed me that after escaping to Paraguay. With two tonnes of gold that were 63% fillings from Treblinka. He was busy training right wing death squads and orchestrating the odd narco financed coup. 

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Same shit. Different uniform. All religions, with a few exceptions, are organisations that exist to protect deviants. Islam's currently the top performer. They have the twin defence mechanism of arguing that fucking 12 year olds is part of their faith, and any girl raped by the cunts will be called a racist the second she reports it. And the police don't want to be called racist either, so they frequently turn a blind eye.

Amen Eric

Opus Dei cunts

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Flanders condones the catholic child abuse culture, by continuing to support the church which perpetuates it. Surely, if there is a god, Flanders would end up in hell with Uncle Jimmy and Cyril Smith, trapped in an eternal 'lemon party' loop.

If my memory serves me correctly, I believe that church of England is Flander's persuasion of religion. However I get your point. If the Catholic church could get there endemic noncing problem under control. They could probably pay for sprinklers rather than paying hush money to victim's!

When you take your yellow vest of and stop torching refuse bins, I'll consider it!

Allegedly Withers was spotted nearby with a box of Swan Vestas!

On 06/04/2019 at 18:42, Decimus said:

I personally think it's a logistical issue. The average 12 inch black mamba is more of a hindrance than a help when you've got a 13 year old in the back of the Mondeo.

You get a like for that Decimus! The cunt is strong in you!

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It's considered our greatest ever kit, to the extent that even now we have tried to replicate parts of the pattern in our most recent offerings.

Saying that, I agree to an extent. It looks like the Dulux dog has Spunked over a piss soaked mattress.

You have a vivid imagination, I concur Dr.

On 13/09/2016 at 02:48, Panzerknacker said:

Ran his truck over a police woman while on his moby I believe 

Panzerknacker 

Wasn't the Judge by any chance was it? I heard he got involved in a low speed pursuit, after lifting a few cans of Tennant's Super. Mr Kahn attempted to pursue but Judge had just charged the battery managing to evade him. I believe he had a Union Jack seat cover and a Air Horn.

I happen to know a Scouser the geezer is a right fucking nause. Not the jovial wise cracking, scally there normally portrayed as. There was a shop opposite his house which had the Sun logo emblazoned upon it. The cunt proceeded to tell me he refused to shop there due to Hillsborough. Which I replied that was about 30 odd years ago, get over it. He wasn't impressed.

21 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I like Arsenal, my favourite team in London. Plus I hate Spurs almost as much as Liverpool, so I naturally gravitate towards their biggest rivals.

As for Munich, I do believe that Norwich were the only English team to have ever beaten Bayern at the Olympiastadum.

OTBC.

Fuck me that's one hell of awful kit even for Norwich. I imagine Punkers is trawling eBay right now, specifying it must be used and unwashed.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Punkape looks and dresses like Rodney Dangerfield in 'Caddyshack'.

Definitely plausible! On another note I wonder if the Judge has put his sheepskin away for the winter. Reckon he dresses like Gene Hunt in Life on Mars.

2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Punkers, shops at Prada. 

He's been pegged as a closet Iron, so I'm not surprised. Sure he will inform us he shops at Jimmy Savile Row.

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Profound. You should do well on here. Albert hasn't appeared for ages, so we're missing a spastic. 

Are you a senior engineer at VW?

I actually happen to be a senior engineer at Lada. Which reminds me your new motor's ready!

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And you can fuck off an'all.

welcome.

Thanks

Go fuck yourself

20 minutes ago, The Guard said:

I swim in the deep end .. if you have a look here a lot of the fish are flapping around in the shallows.

Indeed they are! Withers is about as much use to the Corner as the Maginot Line was against the Blitzkrieg.

8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Sometimes 🙄

Always