Major Cunt
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2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:
I'm all for it just as long as the camera is more focused on their tits bouncing around, hopefully some nipples protruding through a sweat soaked top.
Gotta be better than watching 22 poofs act like fairies.
Have you seen some of the birds in the Dutch and Swedish international teams, Fend's. I wouldn't mind joining them for a post match bath. They don't all drink from the bearded cup...
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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Where's Ratcum? This little bundle of fun would be right up his street. The things he would do to her with an oily radish don't bear thinking about.
Fuck me, those thighs could part the Red Sea. It's a shame the Judge is as bent as a nine shekel note, she'd be right up his street or back passage with a strapon.
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8 hours ago, Decimus said:
Drew, you're a fucking Toby mate, END OF.
A fackin Toby Jug. Can't argue with that assessment, all you have to do is review his contributions. Drew's a cunt of the highest order, but at least he knows it.
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19 hours ago, Goober said:
Fucking hell, MC. How old are you? The vendors of free kebab special sauce were admitted to NATO in 1952.
I fucked up there, Doc. I was under the impression they only joined recently and in true Corner fashion failed to fact check. 1952? I'm guessing it was strategic, and in aid of stopping the spread of the communism. Definitely a historical fuck up though.
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5 hours ago, Decimus said:
Well said. Unfortunately, though, stating these undeniable facts out loud results in cries of anti-Semitism from the likes of Rachel fucking Riley, who turns everything into being about Jewish persecution. She has even had the audacity recently to state that JK Rowling is receiving online abuse from the trans community due to anti-Semitism and not because she is a TERF. Apparently this is because she criticised Jeremy Corbyn, another imaginary anti-Semite who was silenced by powerful Jewish lobbyists for speaking the truth about Israel.
If they can equate any criticism which casts a light on their unduly high status in global finance, media and politics with anti-Semitism they will. They've even influenced countries to legislate and criminally penalise people for espousing the truth regarding their unsavoury actions.
No other people have been as hated, despised and discriminated against over the last 2000 years as the Jews. There's no smoke without fire.
Indeed. People said Hitler was unhinged and just used the Jews as a convenient scapegoat. There's no dispute that he lost the fucking plot in his latter years and was on more fucking drugs than Keith Richard's, but he was banging on about a global Jewish conspiracy seventy odd years ago.
The sad part about the holocaust was that he only ended killing the poor three wheeler's and not those whom he claimed were dictating world events with their fortunes. Anybody in the latter category fled the Reich fucking years before after seeing the writing on the wall.
Fast forward to today and you could call the man a prophet. All the sector's that you mentioned are the most vital cogs of modern society and are kike dominated. If you control the media then obviously you direct the narrative. How many news outlets carry stories about key iranian physicists being assassinated, or an apartment block in Palestine blown sky-fucking-high due to a PLO operative popping in for a cuppa and there's numerous other examples.
They even sat on the fence when it came down to helping out Zelensky, a fellow tribesmen. Which is staggering considering the Cossacks treatment of their people. I'm guessing that they've probably got some deal going with Vlad or were possibly just being stereotypicaly tight cunts when it came to a shekel...
One thing's for sure though, if America ever does loose it's top dog status then they're royally fucked!
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22 hours ago, Eddie said:
All sounds good decs, unfortunately I got all my facts off the discovery channel. Both fend and I are 9st soaking wet and a bit gay, especially bends. I’ll pass thanks
I know a few lads from Wall, and i'll ask about regarding Ginger Bob. Lets hope you're right mate, coz if not i'll be passing on Fender's details. I'm sure he'll be keen to help locate you...
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On 19/05/2022 at 21:21, Eddie said:
Ginger bob is a nonce, did you lend him a copy of razzle when you was ‘behind the door’ together?
Ed, you wouldn't last a day behind the door and you fucking know it. I don't give a flying fuck if some Millwall lunatic is a nonce, but i certainly wouldn't be asking him to babysit. I'd suggest you ask him yourself due to being such good pals, or were you his co-defendant?
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6 hours ago, King Billy said:
I’ve got no quarrel with The Judge Major. I’ve always found his posts quite funny and tbf I don’t really get why you all seem to hate him. But that’s up to you lot. I’m too busy with all my conspiracy theories and tinfoil hattery at the moment. It’s keeping me very busy currently, but I know I’m on the right track when whatever I say about anything, the Ginger Fuhrer without fail jumps in with her ‘fact checked, Google verified’ 🤣 debunk, within hours. As someone she constantly describes as a ‘thicko’ I feel privileged that she’s willing to spend so much of her intellectually superior and very valuable time on me.
Im not worthy.I've no real hatred of our learned alcoholic friend, in fact i often find his posts amusing. We've just got a game of chess in play and i often put him in check but occasionally he turns me over - not in the biblical sense, obviously. It's the internet for fucks sake and and a fact i presume he's aware of.
You've got your hands full with Mrs R and are endeavouring to prevail where many have fallen. I wish you good fortune in the ongoing war and hope you can pull of a pincer movement!
No surrender!
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25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I've defected to Millwall. political reasons. I want one of them gollywog badges.
That's fucking heresy man and don't bring it up again. Reminisce about the B Mob day's and change your mind. I'm sure you can find a gollywog badge on Ebay. Times have changed and Millwall have many a black boatrace at the Den!
You need a time machine to go back and visit the early 80's mate or possibly emigrate to fucking China.
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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Blame Decs. He started my brain on that track. I need to stop before I start doing it in real life.
It's not a bad mantra mate. I've seen some of the nicest bloke's turn into complete Barry Mcguigian's when provoked enough. It's always entertaining to watch.
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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:
The ginger one? Graham.
No, Eric. I play for Charlton not Palace, you cheeky cunt!
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5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I knew her before she joined Nuclear Bunny.
I banged the ginger one in their heyday. It's a night i'll always remember due to her skills with the pink oboe and riding me like Lester Piggot on a favourite at the Grand National! Can't remember her fucking name though.
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16 minutes ago, King Billy said:
Brilliant. Even for you.
You've put a target on your back, Bill, by mentioning bent, Jewish, disabled ex cozzers. I don't know if you're aware of this but we happen to have a punter who ticks all these boxes. He's a formidable foe on these pages (obviously not in person, he's a raspberry). I suspect that the man's part of a Mossad sleeper cell, i mean who's likely to suspect a cluster of four wheelies?
You might have to call in a few favours from Johnny Adaire and Mickey Stone and co...
Being a mate i just thought i'd give you the heads up, be on your guard!
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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I shall procure a couple of rum chaps to visit the domicile of this fucking sigh, and administer a biffing he won't forget in a fucking hurry!
The gentlemen thug returns!
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32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I tell you something Major, if this fellow turns up on my manor, running his north and south, and mugging me off like a two-bob, I shall waste little time directing him to the cobbles for a straightener, whereupon I shall iron him out like a fucking pillowcase.
I hear ya, Eric. If this cunts keeps bumping his gums and giving it the Barry Mcguigian then you should open him up like a fucking village Fete, double lively!
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36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
‘White Ace’ and ‘fuck’s.’ Otherwise, quite correct, Major.
I stand corrected, DC. Thanks for pointing out my tardiness and i'll award a like once replenished.
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On 16/05/2022 at 21:09, Roadkill said:
Well it seems that all this hype about Finland and Sweden joining NATO has come to an embarrassing halt rather quickly, with Turkey declaring they intend to veto the vote because of the Nordic countries harbouring what they see as terrorist organisations.
So on one side you've got big dick America pushing the entire thing like it's already a done deal and on the other you've got tight legged Turkey, who could easily just open the Black Sea to the Russian navy if they don't get what they want - which currently seems to be making Finland and Sweden suck their cock before letting them into the club.
Am I the only cunt slightly worried that these clumsy, squabbling fuckers are somehow supposed to coordinate the movement and actions of the largest collective military alliance on the planet in the event of a single nation within its domain being invaded? I can only imagine Poland is regretting all of their Billy Big Bollocks tough talk towards Russia at this point, because it seems that if the Ruskies do decide to visit, all of their NATO mates are going to be distracted arguing about who's invited to their fucking birthday party and what flavour the icing on the cake should be.
Bunch of fucking divs.
When i heard that the Captain Kirks* were going to be permitted Nato membership i was more than slightly concerned. It's not only a muslin nation but also a country that's had it's fair share of coups, one was only thwarted a few years ago. The head of that particular coup was the former general in charge of their special forces who has turned perpetually facing Mecca. He now runs a mercenary outfit that fights exclusively for fellow goatshagger nations.
Now we are giving them all the latest toys which they are no doubt busy reverse engineering. So if there's a successfull coup by the Mullah's then their armed to the fucking teeth and will probably end up having the jihadists trained by special forces. The only upside to this would be Jewdith's brethren shitting bricks.
Only half the country is in Europe for fucks sake. Personally, i would have been happier if Libya under the stewardship of Colonel Gaddafi had been offered membership, he made extremists disappear without a trace along with Saddam.
*Turks
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4 hours ago, Decimus said:
Why were you kicked off The Force?
Answer the fucking question.
Continuing surveillance of the areas swimming pools despite being reprimanded on several previous occasions, and cruising known homo spots in his patrol car...
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27 minutes ago, ProfB said:
What lengths - do spill. Did it involved crime?
My besty, Big Kazza was in the swimming pool changing rooms (pre net), there was a hole in the wooden fencing from which the cubicle was constructed & she saw a brown eyeball look at her peachy bum.
Not my kinda gig, Prof. It had to involve the lure of a big payday once upon a time and being young and reckless. At the time i personally didn't see it as a big deal but a judge thought differently.
How peachy is Kazza's arse and is she a size 12 or slimmer?
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On 08/05/2022 at 16:18, nocti said:
You could see this coming a mile away; which is about the distance this cunt would have to walk for a drink of water if he wasn't so busy being oppressed over here.
Perhaps he can go back in time and help his brethren actually achieve something of note, other than "perfecting" the recipe for peanut butter.
You should pop in more often, Nocti. For some reason i picture you sounding like Gene Hunt from 'Ashes To Ashes'.
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10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Parade was another good one. It had English slags that looked like the birds who lived in your street. And it had a Union Jack on the front cover.
Readers Wives too. This new generation have no idea about the lengths we had to go to for porn pre internet.
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5 minutes ago, Eddie said:
Twice.
I was just thinking that, Ed.
Obviously i won't be reporting you as it ain't my style, but for your sake i'd alter that post before the missis locks you up!
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3 minutes ago, Eddie said:
I’m surprised you was allowed those sort of magazines on your wing…
beast.
You folded like napkin when Fender stuck it on you. 🤣🤣🤣
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1 minute ago, Eddie said:
I’m surprised you was allowed those sort of magazines on your wing…
beast.
Fuck off, you spearchucker, and get me a few spark plugs whilst you're at it!
Cunt!
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Female referees to officiate at men's World Cup for first time in Qatar
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This is the first time you've induced a potential coffee spray moment, Drew, bar the circuit board soldering revelation. Despite plagiarising 'Taken' (which i should have twigged straight away) i've still awarded a like.
More of this shit, you pissed before noon, bungalow dwelling cunt!