Guest N/A Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I didn't know that, no. I'll add it to my "Who Gives A Fuck" list. It’s on my list, so I thought I’d share it. Did you also know that Golden Wonder is a potato, and that it is not what you think when your mistress squats on your face with a dildo up he arse pushing onto a bladder full of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: You sexy fucking cunt, if we didn't already have our own kids, I'd want to have your babies. Brannigan's beef and mustard are the premier crisp of choice for the discerning gourmet. I had no idea that anyone else actually remembered them apart from me, so I'm excited. Spread 'em. Brown paper bag with purple trim. They sell them in the local Nisa shop. The Doienne of crisps. Shit ....iam agreeing with Roops and Decimus !!! Surely I can ruin this moment by a thinly veiled immigrant or rascist remark, but one fails me right now, dam ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Roysters T-Bone Steak "bubbled" crisps never failed to hit my spot. As an added bonus, you could still smell them on your fingers for weeks - a feature they shared with prawn cocktail Skips. I had a girlfriend who I could smell on my fingers for weeks, she was more of a Quaver if Iam honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: It’s on my list, so I thought I’d share it. Did you also know that Golden Wonder is a potato, and that it is not what you think when your mistress squats on your face with a dildo up he arse pushing onto a bladder full of piss. Of course I knew that one, you fuckwit. It's the sole reason why I married the bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I had a girlfriend who I could smell on my fingers for weeks, she was more of a Quaver if Iam honest. You dirty cunt. When was the last time you had a wash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 8:32 PM, Decimus said: You sexy fucking cunt, if we didn't already have our own kids, I'd want to have your babies. Brannigan's beef and mustard are the premier crisp of choice for the discerning gourmet. I had no idea that anyone else actually remembered them apart from me, so I'm excited. Spread 'em. The true test of a superior beef crisp, is the extent they make ones head sweat. If you eat them messily in bed, the beefy crumbs tend to collect in the missus’ arse crack, to be enjoyed in a few days time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The true test of a superior beef crisp, is the extent they make ones head sweat. If you eat them messily in bed, the beefy crumbs tend to collect in the missus’ arse crack, to be enjoyed in a few days time. I'd wager that they aint crumbs. More like dried flaky crab-scabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 8:10 PM, ratcum said: My mum's custard made Aberfan look like a geologically stable region. Slipped down easy though Oh you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 6:44 PM, 'eavensabove said: The regional favourite of Kensington Council, London: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.grubstreet.com/amp/2017/10/kelloggs-apologizes-for-making-racist-corn-pops.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You dirty cunt. When was the last time you had a wash? She was a dirty cunt. On reflection maybe she was more of a wotsit flavor than quaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 15, 2018 Report Share Posted September 15, 2018 11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Of course I knew that one, you fuckwit. It's the sole reason why I married the bitch. You married your mistress. That’s simply not the done thing ! She must be kept totallly separate from your life and used as a spunk receptacle only. Don’t marry the bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.grubstreet.com/amp/2017/10/kelloggs-apologizes-for-making-racist-corn-pops.html They probably turn your milk Black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh you cunt Thanks Gypo! There's not many that'd be so kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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