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Pie enthusiast Adele has become an ordained minister so that she could officiate at the wedding of Alan Carr and his bum chum. There's no end to this stupid fucking bitch. Why do all celeb' women only have poofs as friends? Not content with simply being a fag-hag, she also has a habit of making her young son wear dresses in public, so as not to impose gender stereotypes upon him, well, that's exactly what you are doing, just the wrong gender, you thick fat cunt. That poor kid is being indoctrinated into homosexuality. I bet she told him he was a bridesmaid at the chutney ferret debacle too. No doubt she will be absolutely delighted when she discovers that he's started bumming. Kids are being manipulated into believing they are gay before they're old enough to have any idea about sexual preference. Parents like Adele should be stabbed, glassed and set on fire, starting with her, preferably at the next BRIT awards, so I can watch.

I don't know if this talentless fat cunt has ever been nominated on here but here is my take on the whopper of a cunt. James Argent was/is a reality 'star' from Towie and not content with being a part of that pile of cunt that's influenced a generation to be selfie loving, selfish, snowflake, narcissistic cunts he is in the papers because he's ballooned to 27 stone. In a decent civilised society, this cunt would be picked on, called a fat cunt every 5 minutes and beaten up and punched so everyone could laugh at the jelly wobbles. This sadly is not the case in 2021 Britain...no, loads of other nobody, talentless bastards are offering kind words of support for the heart attack on legs. He is apparently in a relationship with fellow fat cunt Gemma Collins who is no doubt to blame for poor old James transformation into a whale. Can you imagine the two of them trying to get round the layers of blubber to finally have sex but are now too tired to actually do it, surely an advertising deal for concrete and steel reinforced beds is on the cards for the nation's favourite pair of fat cunts. James has had a gastric band operation now and was worried he he was too fat to have the operation, what a shame Covid didn't pay the fat fucker a visit eh. The fact this fat cunt and his partner are likely to be millionaire's and are also likely to have millions of spastic fans on their Social media outlets is an embarrassment and symbolises a lot of what is wrong with this country. Sorry but I had to attach a nice picture for you all. Lol. https://images.app.goo.gl/K1cca575JiKT7DzRA

Useless fat elf pestering cunt brought me fuck all of any use again this year. Amongst the predictable detritus, I got a comedy fishing rod set where one hooks out pretend plastic floaters from the bath and more shit orientated tat in the shape of a pack of playing cards called 'Plop Trumps'. Christ. I'm going to ambush the twat next year, kick his fat rosy fucking face in and shit in his sleigh. Bollocks to Christmas.

This fat cunt is not going to go like a Ferrari