Penny Farthing

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4 hours ago, Frank said:

Do you honestly believe that Decs is in his mid 30s?

The puzzle with Decs is that whilst I know that some simpletons can be taught to read and write .. how on earth did they manage it with Decs?

5 hours ago, and said:

Why bother, when they can get some psycho-pupil to do it for them?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/24/three-people-injured-at-welsh-school-and-one-arrested

The pupil of my left eye can be very angry when the eye is about to be injected.

2 hours ago, Frank said:

I don’t know much, but I can tell you that he’s 48. 

Mental age 4 or 8?

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Teachers and head teachers  are bleeting  once again .It seems they believe that if they're doing a shite job instead of criticism they should be wrapped in cotton wool and pampered and hopefully the whole naughty situation will go away  or they’ll kill themselves .Pathetic. How many in the private sector and how many self employed have been fucked over by the system ?How many of them have lost everything , how many of them have been taken to the brink .Fucking plenty that's for sure . Cunt civil servants dont know theyre fucking  born the spoilt cunts  . Be they in the NHS , education (that's a fucking joke)  or the non civil service they walk about with ID cards hanging from rainbow lanyards completely unaware of what real life is actually like. Fucking pricks .

But this time it was in Cymru so does it matter? I will leave @Wolfie to "bleat" about your spelling.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Huw has finally resigned from the BBC.I'm assuming the old taffy  rascal was still on the  payroll since he was caught in a rather compromising situation.How much taxpayers money has he pocketed since having his hands in his pockets I wonder?.Has he been on full pay ? Apparently he's still suffering mental health issues , I think that's code for being caught with his  pants down, quite literally .Dont get me wrong, the bloke can wank until he needs to be on a drip .What I'm bothered about is what it's cost the taxpayer since .Fuck the licence fee.

It is Huwsless him trying to get his old job back.

43 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I'm thinking of introducing a London walking tour of Stabbing locations . Followed up by a tour of shop lifting  locations or "gathering stock for Vinted" as they're otherwise known.I'd ask my attendee's "what's the common demonimator "

 

I am willing to have a stab at it.

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper?

https://ibb.co/r0HMx1k

Pull "his/her" knickers down first if she is post op give her what she wants .. if you are a superstud she might even give you £20

Nottingham attacks: Mum’s trauma over police WhatsApp message

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68886331

The police officers are cunts for using social media to discuss it between themselves but sadly such job to make people insensitive to how they discuss such matters between themselves. The BBC are also shit-stirring utter cunts for reporting it.

I remember some words from a rhyme .."MY SISTER WORKED IN A FACTORY CALMLY DE-GUTTING PEARS, SHE HAD TWO LOVELY CHILDREN CALLED DOROTHY AND CLEM, THEY'RE HANGING HER TOMORROW FOR CALMLY DE-GUTTING THEM.".

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Or a telescope. Jodrell Bank.

Does his cock emit radio waves .. Jodrell Bank is a radio telescope.

50 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Watch out , Ape and his cohort cunts will be moaning about the lack of apostrophes. 

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16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'll get my bi-noc-ulars out then. 

A microscope attachment might also be required.

11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Ape ? Or punkape, are they different ?.forgive my ignorance , I'm sure you're used to it .

Very different .. Punkape was far too upmarket for this place.

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

The cunt insults himself , he doesn't need my help .

 

You never met Punkape did you?

23 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

In all seriousness the CEO  of Iceland seems a genuinely nice person rather than the Elon Musk, Bill Gates dodgy  narcissistic  cunt type .The Iceland bloke didn't turn a fourtune into a fourtune , he's OK.Nice sausage roll's as well .That isn't a sexual metaphor by the way .

Ape will report me , sex and sausage rolls .I get the impression he might be a tad overweight .

 

The first Iceland store was in Oswestry. .. how about that?

28 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

'knee's', eh? Whose knee's? The knobbly knee's knob, called elc, whose understanding of the apostrophe is a metaphor for his entire grasp of the site in general?

You thickster's flap wart. I'll wager a ten year-old with learning difficulties could outgun you in a basic English test.

@Wolfie Your* an idiot.

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive

I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty.

As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher?

 

Its someone who watches the night .. simples.

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

One of them was a 7-year old girl, you heartless cunt. 

You wouldn't be so cavalier if you'd seen the grief I got back in 2016 over Alan Kurdi. I got a fucking "Warning Point" for that one!

My warning point was for insulting punk ape

On 21/04/2024 at 21:13, Dyslexic cnut said:

I can only see this shitcunt’s ‘work’ when I look at more worthwhile punters’ input. The question has to be, where are the fucking mods and why aren’t they stopping this site diminishing little idiot?

@entitled little cunt is more of a man than you will ever be .. stick you pretend one year old Bentley up your arse.

8 hours ago, ratcum said:

jews

You mean Judge?

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is this enough to tempt him? 

 

Fill that with helium and he could rise to heaven.

There are far worse cunts than Beckham .. cunts that are "worth" near $100billion" musk for example along with social media "moguls .. there are hedge fund cunts scamming the  public for many "billions and returning nothing back to public funding and of course most of them are tax dodgers who are also poisoning the publlc perception what taxes are for and forcing the rest of us to pay more tax than we should be paying. In the context of this David Beckham is not much of a cunt. It might better to nuke the tiny island tax havens like the Isle of man and The Channels Island along with the mega scamming cUntry Switzerland.

It is no longer an "Hey Huw!" situation as he has resigned from the BBC .. may we all wish him a long and happy retirement?

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Fucking amazing bloke , I thought he was a totally  untalented chancer with the cooking skills of that fat Aussie  who killed her guests with poisoned mushrooms. Just goes to show , never judge a book by its cover , unless its Mien Kampf.

Please explain why you are bringing My Struggle into this?

46 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be more utterly shit, you pull this gem out of the hat. What the fuck possessed you to compose this travesty?

He is more likely to have pulled it out of an empty crisp packet.