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You are all utter cunts and you make genuine people from essex who are not cunts look like cunts to the rest of the world - none of you would know hard work if it fist fucked you up the arse yet you all drive around in garish fridge white range rovers dripping in vulgar designer gear pumped full of silicone with nothing good to say EVER... you are all cretins of the highest order and I hope that you all get AIDS!

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

Hoping they get AIDS may not be necessary, especially if they attended public school. I hear spunk fracking is quite popular at these venues.

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Guest DingTheRioja
14 hours ago, Properkhunt said:

Does this apply to Cheshire?

FFS Proper... I know there's fuckall new stuff on here at the moment, but necro-ing a thread from 18 months ago is taking the piss, even for you....

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Guest deebom

These fucking cunts need flaying and dipping in Econa Hot Pepper sauce. I would then  arm them with random objects, Battle Royale style o fing, and make them fight to the death. The winner would then be presented with a choice between drinking hemlock, or throwing himself into a bark chipper..

Of course this would all be filmed in HD and broadcast at the same time as TOWIE.

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