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Chilli Dick


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Last night I cooked a curry. I chopped the chillis. Washed hands afterwards. 2hrs later shoved a hand down the jeans to give the old todger a scratch and suffered a stinging knob for the next three hours. Stung like a bitch! Fucking cunt! Even thought about tapping the missus up for a shag for some relief, but had to settle with dangling the fella in a glass of milk.

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