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Horroscopes and the gullible dopes who read them


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Another mystical, mumbo jumble, crock of shit. You usually see these clowns on the train, huddled close together over The Metro, giggling excitedly about how one of them is going to meet a tall, dark handsome stranger, or some such bollocks, all because they were born on a certain month and blah, blah, blah. Sorry to shatter the illusion love, but the only "tall, dark, handsome stranger" you'll going to meet is me, shortly before I choke the life out of you for being such a daft cunt, whom despite being a twenty something adult who still believes in fucking Horrorscopes.

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