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The common cold.

 

It's a cunt. Coughing, sneezing, snot, feeling like shit, snot, more coughing. What is the fucking point of it? There is usually a good reason for getting the shits, for example, but a stupid fucking cold does nothing but piss everybody off. Fuck it.

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Guest JackoTC

The common cold.

 

It's a cunt. Coughing, sneezing, snot, feeling like shit, snot, more coughing. What is the fucking point of it? There is usually a good reason for getting the shits, for example, but a stupid fucking cold does nothing but piss everybody off. Fuck it.

That's upsetting Westy, here's me returned from near "death by shits", and now you are suffering. It seems like only a few days ago I was receiving little or no sympathy for my ailments. Oh, wait a minute, it was. I hope you don't drown in your own mucus. Having said that, it would save you a few days of watching Zulu, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Carry On films that I had to suffer.  

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... WHAT IS BEST FOR A COLD? Am fucked if I or the Pharmacists know�

 

In your case, I think dousing yourself in petrol and setting yourself on fire would work perfectly.

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