CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Over the counter remedies are shit. None of them do what they say on the bottle or the packet and they might as well be placebos. Having swigged down half a bottle of Day Nurse with a chaser of soluble Asproprozacamphetamineanticlimax, I still feel like shit with cold & flu symptoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 The common cold. It's a cunt. Coughing, sneezing, snot, feeling like shit, snot, more coughing. What is the fucking point of it? There is usually a good reason for getting the shits, for example, but a stupid fucking cold does nothing but piss everybody off. Fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Go for a run in the morning and have a hot whisky and honey in the evening I have half a bottle of whiskey in the evenings and I get the runs in the mornings. Will that do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 The common cold. It's a cunt. Coughing, sneezing, snot, feeling like shit, snot, more coughing. What is the fucking point of it? There is usually a good reason for getting the shits, for example, but a stupid fucking cold does nothing but piss everybody off. Fuck it. That's upsetting Westy, here's me returned from near "death by shits", and now you are suffering. It seems like only a few days ago I was receiving little or no sympathy for my ailments. Oh, wait a minute, it was. I hope you don't drown in your own mucus. Having said that, it would save you a few days of watching Zulu, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Carry On films that I had to suffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 ... WHAT IS BEST FOR A COLD? Am fucked if I or the Pharmacists know� In your case, I think dousing yourself in petrol and setting yourself on fire would work perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 not quite. However eating your shit in the morning would beat hair of the dog. No, I'll stick with hair of the dog. Do you speak from experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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