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The obsession with perfect teeth


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Because they look fucking ridiculous. I saw a chap on the television with what looked like a mouthful of someone else's teeth. They were too big for his mouth, he couldn't talk properly. I think they had belonged to Sefton the horse. I am fed up with having to wear dark glasses when watching the television to prevent my retinas being damaged by the glare from teeth shown on American television. What a vain and narcissistic bunch they seem to be. It's not enough to have healthy teeth... drill the fuckers down to stubs and cap the fucking lot of them.... then ensure they are treated until they are a permanent fluorescent white..... there you are....perfect!

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