Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Who farted? That'll be your spaniel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 judge once said: "I've never bummed a queer but I've bummed a man who has!" Discuss. Much as I appreciate your eventual input, I'm at a loss as to how to move this forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 You're quite right, it only sticks fingers together and arses to bog seats. You cunt. I'm not best pleased with you Westy, you fucking raging alkie. Only I get to talk to myself on my completely original (non Ratter) Eh ? thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Much as I appreciate your eventual input, I'm at a loss as to how to move this forward. Try thrusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Try thrusting. Kendo you dirty bastard - I am not well versed in the ways of poofery so thanks for the tip. But I think I'll leave it to the experts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Kendo you dirty bastard - I am not well versed in the ways of poofery so thanks for the tip. But I think I'll leave it to the experts. Try humping then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Jazz turns in for the day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I'm not best pleased with you Westy, you fucking raging alkie. Only I get to talk to myself on my completely original (non Ratter) Eh ? thread. Jacko's not best pleased with you Westy, you fucking raging alkie. Only he gets to talk to himself on his completely original (non Ratter) Eh ? thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Jacko's not best pleased with you Westy, you fucking raging alkie. Only he gets to talk to himself on his completely original (non Ratter) Eh ? thread. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Sorry. Ignore that Westy cunt Jacko - hijacking your self help thread. Your the best one on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Ignore that Westy cunt Jacko - hijacking your self help thread. Your the best one on here. Thanks mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Christmas is all a bit shit now isn't it ? I've spent £1100 in the last 3 days and looking at the sorry pile of consumer shit I've bought, I'd be as well setting fire to the fucking lot. Christmas is for kids and cunts. Now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Christmas is all a bit shit now isn't it ? I've spent £1100 in the last 3 days and looking at the sorry pile of consumer shit I've bought, I'd be as well setting fire to the fucking lot. Christmas is for kids and cunts. Now fuck off Fuck me, how many pints could I have bought with that? Or was it pints that you bought? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Fuck me, how many pints could I have bought with that? Or was it pints that you bought? Excluding pints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Multi ID bollocks talk is back. Jazz is still haunting us from the sin bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Multi ID bollocks talk is back. Jazz is still haunting us from the sin bin. Are you Jazz? You multi id cunt. I can't believe I didn't see it before. Your Id begins with J and so does his. There's an A in there as well. Infamy, infamy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Are you Jazz? You multi id cunt. I can't believe I didn't see it before. Your Id begins with J and so does his. There's an A in there as well. Infamy, infamy. You didn't waste much time stepping in the twat's shoes. Give it a rest, fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 You didn't waste much time stepping in the twat's shoes. Give it a rest, fuckwit. I wish you'd give it a rest, a permanent one from this mortal coil. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Just been in a Yate's Wine Lodge - utter cuntfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 You can't help yourself, can you Tot ? I know you are reading this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 This is the best Eh ? ever done. Better than the shite I made up. You fucking genius Jacko. Thanks Ratter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I caught my bollocks in the gate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I caught my bollocks in the gate. On purpose ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 No, I was trying for my cock and slipped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Just listened to "The Court of the Crimson King" and with a heavy heart, I had to take rest and drink tea. I'll have to listen to it again. This time without the fucking vacuum cleaner ruining it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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