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A few years back I worked with a couple of Jamaican lads, one of whom is now sadly deceased. The other very much alive and indeed larger than life. His name is Carlton and he's a 25st giant. Carltons great size is matched by his voracious appetite and his colourful vocabulary. His appetite ensures a steady stream of farts which run a sliding scale of 1 - 10 on the "whiffometer" 1 being tolerable if unpleasant, 10 being a chemical weapon. He describes a scale ten fart as coming "straight of the top of the shit" He's just left the shop now and I feel green around the gills.....

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