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Petrol of Coffee?


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Stood patiently in the longest petrol paying queue while the fattest fuck ahead orders a skinny latte. The solo attendent/cashier/pump pushing/barista on duty, dolled up to her eyeballs, shuffles over to the coffee machine, does a little twist and goes through the motions. We stand patiently, tanks full on the forecourt, while the obese monstercunt considers a sprinkle of chocolate. Separate till for the fatties please, you spineless cocksucking penny pinching oily cunts.

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