Good evening problem, what seems to be the fucking officer?

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No Bribes for fucking Police? Surely some mistake. So, the May witch has drafted new guidelines quite naively during the Levison Enquiry as to what is and isn't acceptable for police to divulge for personal gain, after ex-Metropolitan Commissioner claims his month long stay at some posh sauna/wank emporium last year wasn't a freebie from a NOTW editor who was known to him and in the employ of the up-market knocking shop. How fucking stupid do these cunts think we really are? They should be reporting rescued cats and lost children re-united with their parents to local newspapers and live comfortably on their already gratis laden careers, instead of clearly breaking the law they so efficiently prevent any of us cunts from doing. Cunts.