Cunts who design the checkout on shopping websites.

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I should blame myself really. I could have bussed into town, searched each and every fucking retail outlet twice, and finally bought whatever the fuck it was I needed. But no. The convenience of online shopping. Oh no, hang on, have I registered, would I like to, can I choose a password, whats my pets middle name, do I wank on Sundays, whats my national insurance number, how many times did my mother shag Lord Lucan and where is he currently residing. No that passowrd is too long, no that password is too short, you took too long and have to start again. FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS, you got my credit card details and address, just send me my fucking sawn off shotgun you complete cunts.