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The Menopause


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So... I am happily into the Menopause, no period for 5 months and loving, it loving it, loving it. The world is my oyster - anything is possible!!! Today, I whipped down my pants for a wee and what do I see... a brownish, reddish tinge in my gusset. My initial thought was "fuck, I've shit myself!" . No surprise there, after all, I consume legumes like I do fresh air, however, upon logistical wiping and mirror observations I realise it's coming from the lady garden regions - I am resigned to the fact that I can still have children.

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