CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 "I've a letter here from Minnie Waldergrave-Cunt, the Ladies President at the Belvoir club oop north....in Buckinghamshire. .ah dear dear Minnie. I remember playing another wonderful course near there....brackt ba tha burn as that great stalwart from Rosskilly golf course, Dougal McCunt would say...And over to Tiger, on the 12th..." LISTEN, ALLISS-YOU INFLATABLE YIP CUNT-NOCUNT GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE ASSORTED MINNIES AND DOUGALS YOU'VE FUCKING MET!! And that isn't Tiger at the 12th. Tiger is 6ft plus, with a set of fucking ivories which would shame the average elephant graveyard; and is black-you've succeeded in confusing the most famous sportsman in the world with John fucking Daley; white trailer trash, with a 50inch fucking waist and matching mullet. And he's not on the 12th; the rest of us are watching coverage of the cunt getting arrested for hitting his wife on the driving range. (And Petet Alliss was truly shit in Last Of The Summer Wine). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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