Guest DrCunt Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Jazz............. you missed my point, you missed the main pint, you missed the subject point........ you missed em all, pal. Have you been sniffing glue? Rothers, have you come across any suspected Eeee-bola cases up there yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Roger Daltrey's still a cunt. Elton John's a bigger cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Called into McDonalds recently for a coffee as that's the only thing I will consume from there but my mate decided to have something to eat. As we sat down the token disabled employee came around who was a downs syndrome person. He was cleaning tables spinning a cloth over them but not actually touching the tables, then he stopped in the middle of the restaurant pulled a dirty great fucking bogey out of his nose and wiped it on his trousers. Suffice to say we left hastily. Just a normal McEmployee I'm afraid. And the punters aren't much better. I walked through one of their slop houses one day (only to go for a piss I hasten to add), and saw a brain dead teenage twat snorting pepper up his nose through a straw and sneezed it all over the window. uuuuh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 But all politicians are disabled when it comes to listening to the people, they seem to go deaf, blind and dumb. ... with no decision making skills - "I'm a steadfast member of the conservative party, no I'm not, I'm with UKIP, or erm, are they the one's who wear the nice red ties? Yeah I think I will be one of those." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 I'd pay a decent chunk out of my wages to see Stephen Hawking getting off his fucking arse and earning his crust instead of all that "look at me, I'm broken" shite. Piss-taking bastard. I'd set the work-shy cunt on fire when his Duracells run out. Yeah while his nose can still run he could at least get a job working on the next kleenex advert. Lazy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 The local council were big employers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Have you considered becoming a member of the Cunts Corner Coalition Party? We are in need of more canvassers and spokespeople on Question Time. Only if I can wear one of those nice red ties and an Up Yours badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Only if I can wear one of those nice red ties and an Up Yours badge. No, only dressing like your avatar is acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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