Guest nobgobbler Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 How do these irritating twats get jobs on prime time TV programmes when they have little command of the English language? Fick cunts init. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Somethink the moon landings were fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 The moon itself is fake. A projection in the sky what was put there by a ancient civilisation what lived on a big mountain and drank fermanted yak milk. I thought everyone knew that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Can you stay on topic please ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Yes, sorry. these presenters are cunts of the highest order. But the TV in general is a mass hypnosis device designed to make you a fuckwit so of course the presenters will be fuckwits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 You've spelt it wrong, its 'somefink'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 The moon itself is fake. A projection in the sky what was put there by a ancient civilisation what lived on a big mountain and drank fermanted yak milk. I thought everyone knew that? I want what you're having. Seems to work great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 You've spelt it wrong, its 'somefink'.fank you for pointing that out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 thomethin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 How do these irritating twats get jobs on prime time TV programmes when they have little command of the English language? Fick cunts init. Have you ever heard of the "casting couch?" Many under-qualified, undereducated, bottom feeding cunts have landed good jobs that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 fank you for pointing that out Do I go to the front of the queue in front of Grumps now then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Do I go to the front of the queue in front of Grumps now then? Say what now? did I miss something? What queue? where are we going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Say what now? did I miss something? What queue? where are we going?senile grumps, we're all going senile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 The moon itself is fake. A projection in the sky what was put there by a ancient civilisation what lived on a big mountain and drank fermanted yak milk. I thought everyone knew that? Just found out about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Say what now? did I miss something? What queue? where are we going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Do I go to the front of the queue in front of Grumps now then? yes. I tried to please him but how could I have known? On arrival at rendezvous, a pavement cafe in a place called Brighton somewhere in Australia, I approached what appeared to be a smart looking gent in collar and tie, and bowler hat which I imagined was hiding an array of silver strands that would have glistened in the mid day sun given half a chance. He had a big red mobility scooter and everything a girl could want. He had nodded off, well I was fashionably late. I gently shook him by his drool soaked shoulder, and as he lifted his head I was startled by his face which I clocked for the first time. It wasn't the strong jaw and grumpy expression I was expecting. It was that fucking aussi tramp with black picket fence teeth and bollock breath that grumpy had met earlier. I can only assume grumps decided to stand me up. Shame he didn't keep in touch. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 yes. I tried to please him but how could I have known? On arrival at rendezvous, a pavement cafe in a place called Brighton somewhere in Australia, I approached what appeared to be a smart looking gent in collar and tie, and bowler hat which I imagined was hiding an array of silver strands that would have glistened in the mid day sun given half a chance. He had a big red mobility scooter and everything a girl could want. He had nodded off, well I was fashionably late. I gently shook him by his drool soaked shoulder, and as he lifted his head I was startled by his face which I clocked for the first time. It wasn't the strong jaw and grumpy expression I was expecting. It was that fucking aussi tramp with black picket fence teeth and bollock breath that grumpy had met earlier. I can only assume grumps decided to stand me up. Shame he didn't keep in touch. Cunt. That cunt! He swapped me a bag of weed for a loan of my bowler hat and scooter to increase his begging prospects. I went and blew a number behind a tree and kinda got high and wandered off. I'm sorry for standing you up nob as I was quite looking forward to sharing a scone with you over a pot of Earl Grey. We will have to reconvene at a more reputable establishment instead of the Brighton begging corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 That cunt! He swapped me a bag of weed for a loan of my bowler hat and scooter to increase his begging prospects. I went and blew a number behind a tree and kinda got high and wandered off. I'm sorry for standing you up nob as I was quite looking forward to sharing a scone with you over a pot of Earl Grey. We will have to reconvene at a more reputable establishment instead of the Brighton begging corner. Brighton Begging Corner? BBC? I hope I don't detect some Radio DJ goings on here Grumpers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 Ok, here's an interesting moon fact. The side that faces us is covered in craters, the side that faces away (the dark side.) has fuck all craters. Why would this be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 I want summat eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Here's another one, there is no fucking 'ing' in skeleton. I can understand little children saying it, but not at adults. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Here's another one, there is no fucking 'ing' in skeleton. I can understand litle children saying it, but not at adults. Cunts. There's no cunt within Kelly Maloney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I want summat eat.ah yes, the West Yorkshire presenter. "Nar f't weather. It's gunna be reynin all ower t'shant." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 That's nothing compared to the cunts who say "I arx you" instead of "I ask/asked you"... gangsta brah! ..these cunts need a fucking arx in their skulls.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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