Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 I was searching for a new hair colourant - instead of revealing nice shades for me to colour me roots, so that I look cute in Recife, Boots said: You have attempted to execute an action which our server has flagged as malicious. Your request will not be completed at this time. Please contact our service representatives and we will be glad to resolve this issue. Liar, liar, your bum is on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Bronski told us your shaved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Hiya Jazz, I was searching for 'L'Oréal Prodigy' when Boots website accused me of a crime I wasn't committing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Are you some sort of deviant? Keith is and there are one or two others here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Hiya Jazz, I was searching for 'L'Oréal Prodigy' when Boots website accused me of a crime I wasn't committing. All seems a little odd. You may have inadvertently ordered a larger amount than normally expected, though I think the "Prodigy" band is ammonia-free so that should not be a problem (explosive-wise). Have you contacted the service representative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 All seems a little odd. You may have inadvertently ordered a larger amount than normally expected, though I think the "Prodigy" band is ammonia-free so that should not be a problem (explosive-wise). Have you contacted the service representative? Anyone ordering hair products from a Boots website sounds odd to me. Try not to get involved Mrs Roops. By the way, I am completely bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 I used to dye my hair but stopped a ten years ago. The trouble is one or two grey strands have appeared and I don't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 I only wanted to go a shade lighter & all hell broke loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Are you some sort of deviant? Keith is and there are one or two others here. Names please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 I hate to say it - but this is hardly vintage cunts corner - now fuck off. I know I'm in dire straights when I'm starting to sound like Frank.Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Neutralize yourself in a sheep-dip of Henna. Or he/she/it could neutralize herself with a ritual disembowelment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Or he/she/it could neutralize herself with a ritual disembowelment. It looks like you already have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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