Cunts boarding at Wilmslow who ask if the train is going to town

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Fucked if I know whether you mean Stockport, Sandbach or Crewe.

[Guest Gurt]

If they wanted to go to any of them they would have asked if the train was going to 'shithole'

[Guest DingTheRioja]

but you'd still be non the wiser as to their intended destination...

[Guest Bill Stickers]

If I was told I had to go to any of the aforementioned places... I would see if I could trade in my rail ticket for an economy class RyanAir flight to Dignitas, with a broken shitter, sat in-between Peter Kay and Johnny Vegas.

[Jiggerycock]

I think the clue is 'Cunts boarding at Wilmslow....'

I've generally found that anyone from Wilmslow is the type whose IQ goes up when they step in dogshit. I'm just amazed they had the mental capacity to string a coherent, inquisitive sentence together - and of course, the time to do it, breaking off from braying at each other about their net worth, between Kir Royals in the local wine bar.