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22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Do you happen to remember any words to the more common prayers?  I never paid attention as a lad, as the nuns were haggard old cunts.  I'll pray the sisterhood gets some new, younger, and more fit talent. 

Can't say i know any of the common prayers, but i do know this one..goes something like this.

I know a cute little nun, when you fist her it sure is fun...bend her over with your cock up her bum, then put some fucking ear plugs in as she screams when she cums.

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Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

I am mindful about the dangers of multi-quoting, Quince.  I had received two notifications on the same topic, and was attempting to avoid flooding the thread with my own responses.  One post for both members.  

Sounds reasonable, you're only smoking it etc. That's how it starts. 

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Just now, Fender777 said:

Can't say i know any of the common prayers, but i do know this one..goes something like this.

I know a cute little nun, when you fist her it sure is fun...bend her over with your cock up her bum, then put some fucking ear plugs in as she screams when she cums.

Amen.

How many of those to gain penance for my impure thoughts?  

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1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Sounds reasonable, you're only smoking it etc. That's how it starts. 

I'll be more careful.  next time, I'll leave the video clip.  

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12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Wiz, what are you playing at with this multi-quoting? Possibly 2 does not count. Still, be aware it can lead to harder things. It's a slippery slope, down into a dirty pool of shitty condoms and aids needles.

I take multi quoting as a personal insult Cockly, possibly because I don't know how to do it. Either way, it's still mussel tipping of gargantuan proportions

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19 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Er, to each his own and all that...but... you'ld like to take a shite on her tits? 

No lol, but I would give her a pearl necklace.......

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23 hours ago, ratcum said:

No you're not 7s. You're a wackjob with a hammer

Whats the difference?

23 hours ago, Fender777 said:

Wish there was Wiz but the site stopped me from spotlighting the good sisters assets.

She's got a good suntan.

22 hours ago, Fender777 said:

Jesus was of a pure heart...i am not, so on with both jobs.

A pure heart, and a dirty fooking mind, knocking one up that prozzie, dirty bastard!

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42 minutes ago, ratcum said:

infinitely preferable and I'm good at it

You just haven't got the brain capacity to think of more than one item at a time.

That probably includes tits as well.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
On 2/1/2017 at 7:32 AM, ratcum said:

I take multi quoting as a personal insult Cockly, possibly because I don't know how to do it. Either way, it's still mussel tipping of gargantuan proportions

Are you taking the piss?  

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