Guest MikeD Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Well fuck you, subtlety. Fuck you right up the arse! Subtlety on here? You've nobody to blame but yourself, never going to work. You should've fucking known better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 I assume everybody's knob smells as bad as mine.At least your honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) Some twat once draped a snake around my neck in a pub when I wasn't looking. I wasn't sure if it was a King Cobra or a Black Mamba. At least it proved my heart was strong and my Titanium/Diamond composite shreddies were leak proof. I forgave him when he reassured me it was a harmless breed. Also, the problems in stuffing the aforementioned beast up his arse beat me. Edited October 10, 2015 by Manky Cunttype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 I assume everybody's knob smells as bad as mine.I like to boast that mine is the only cock Linda Lovelace ever gagged on.It's not that big, I just never wash it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Some twat once draped a snake around my neck in a pub when I wasn't looking. I wasn't sure if it was a King Cobra or a Black Mamba. At least it proved my heart was strong and my Titanium/Diamond composite shreddies were leak proof. I forgave him when he reassured me it was a harmless breed. Also, the problems in stuffing the aforementioned beast up his arse beat me.What a cunt, I'd have taken the fucking thing and used it like a police stinger to stop oncoming traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Is this the trouser snake thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Can't be, haven't seen Frank yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Anyone else remember sarah ferguson trembling in terror and bursting into tears when she saw that snake? I don't mean randy andys trouser one either. Some royal visit, all the spongers were there, they had to close ranks around her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 A lad I knew had a pet Tarantula called Incy. What sort of sad fucker names a spider after a shit footballer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 What sort of sad fucker names a spider after a shit footballer?A poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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