Guest MikeD Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Snakes, lizards, spiders or anything similar.Who the fuck in their right mind would want to have one of these slimy bastards in their house, whether caged or not?'But my snake loves me.' Oh yeah, the last time I saw a snake the cunt had more facial expressions than fucking Jim Carrey.Stupid macho cunts, I hope their balls get bitten by a fucking black widow spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) My mate has a snake, a corn snake, it's an albino one. It lies motionless under a bit of bark and only comes out at feeding time once a month. He's had it for 15 years. Edited October 9, 2015 by deebom Scotch egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 My mate has a snake, a corn snake, it's an albino one. It lies motionless under a bit of bark and only comes out at feeding time once a month. He's had it for 15 years.A bit like Keith's cock, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 My mate has a snake, a corn snake, it's an albino one. It lies motionless under a bit of bark and only comes out at feeding time once a month. He's had it for 15 years.Holy fuck, how does he manage to keep tabs on it? It must be non-stop excitement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 It's like these cunts in America (where else) that keep tigers as pets.If you want a cat, buy a fucking normal one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 It's like those dimwit bastards with dangerous dogs, it's just a status symbol.And it is, their status is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 The more dangerous the dog the smaller the bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 It's like these cunts in America (where else) that keep tigers as pets.... ...and are then astounded when it turns round and mauls them to death. Still, it thins out the gene pool. The yanks, not the tigers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) A friend of mine had a cockroach infestation problem so he bought a gecko. He used to lay in bed at night and hear scuttling and the crunching sound as the gecko homed in on its pray and ate it. Cockroach problem solved. Edited October 9, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 My mate has a snake, a corn snake, it's an albino one. It lies motionless under a bit of bark and only comes out at feeding time once a month. He's had it for 15 years.Albino you say? I'm sure our local vicar had one of those when i was a kid. He used to hold it on his lap and encourage me to stroke it. I didn't like the look of it and when i eventually summed up the bottle to touch it the nasty fucker spat its's venom all up my arm. I've been shit scared of snakes ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Then your mate is a fucking CUNT, rather like you!MODS! bohica is being mean to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 MODS! bohica is being mean to me. Mods! Bohica is bereft of wit AND humour, and is a pointless waste of oxygen! Then your mate is a fucking CUNT, rather like you!Try harder. Much harder. At the moment you are like a Tyrannosaurus trying to wank. You just can't get there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 I keep my snake in my underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Mods! Bohica is bereft of wit AND humour, and is a pointless waste of oxygen! Try harder. Much harder. At the moment you are like a Tyrannosaurus trying to wank. You just can't get there. Oi Southern me old mucker, what do you think of handling these newbies like pooftahs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Oi Southern me old mucker, what do you think of handling these newbies like pooftahs?I am not against newbies, quite the contrary. What I am against, is new posters of low, and in Bohica's case zero wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Bohica appeared when wad disappeared. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Mrs Baws has an exotic lop-eared rabbit. (Insert your own "moist burrow" jokes here.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) Newbies are needed as mrs roops has pointed out, but I think we have a good "quality" filter mechanism on here and barracking the newbies is how it works. Edited October 10, 2015 by Alfie Noakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 I keep my snake in my underpants.Im surprised the smell of your knob hasn't killed the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Im surprised the smell of your knob hasn't killed the cunt.And you would know the smell how exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Im surprised the smell of your knob hasn't killed the cunt.I let him out at least three times a day for a breath of fresh air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Bohica appeared when wad disappeared. Just saying. Hmmmm interesting. With them both being similarly thick and humourless, you could be on to something there Scotters..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 And you would know the smell how exactly?I assume everybody's knob smells as bad as mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Mrs Baws has an exotic lop-eared rabbit. (Insert your own "moist burrow" jokes here.)Moist burrow?Is that the same as a soaking wet minge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Moist burrow?Is that the same as a soaking wet minge?Well fuck you, subtlety. Fuck you right up the arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.