Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 On 23 December 2015 at 16:51:31, Eddie said: Using a tor, so who's duel Id is he ? Edward, you thick cunt, that's "dual", not "duel", and it's also a load of shite, as I've just explained to that hatted mincer Admin. Lets have a "duel"- I'll bagsy the .338 lapua magnum with floating barrel and tactical scope, and you can have the rusty sword. You'ld probably trip and stab yourself through the lungs with it before I could blow the "red mist" out your cunting head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Such violent sentiment, Quince, it's the season of good will, mate. Saturday we can return to ill will as usual, but enjoy the brief, annual ritual of phony peace and joy to be alive. If nothing else, it will recharge our wells of vitriol and utter cuntishness. Its merely a suggestion, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Edward, you thick cunt, that's "dual", not "duel", and it's also a load of shite, as I've just explained to that hatted mincer Admin. Lets have a "duel"- I'll bagsy the .338 lapua magnum with floating barrel and tactical scope, and you can have the rusty sword. You'ld probably trip and stand yourself through the lungs with it before I could blow the "red mist" out your cunting head. Its Eddie to you, Cock muncher, people in glass houses and all that, what the fuck kind of injury is caused by stand yourself through the lungs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Such violent sentiment, Quince, it's the season of good will, mate. Saturday we can return to ill will as usual, but enjoy the brief, annual ritual of phony peace and joy to be alive. If nothing else, it will recharge our wells of vitriol and utter cuntishness. Its merely a suggestion, mind. I know wiz, I know. I was thinking just that lately, we should be calling people Cunts behind their backs, and only wishing them dead in our heart of hearts at this time of year, rather than calling them Cunts to their faces and stabbing them. Its goodbye Quincy The Vile, hello Nice Cunt Quincy, come in, have a mince pie and a sherry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I know wiz, I know. I was thinking just that lately, we should be calling people Cunts behind their backs, and only wishing them dead in our heart of hearts at this time of year, rather than calling them Cunts to their faces and stabbing them. Its goodbye Quincy The Vile, hello Nice Cunt Quincy, come in, have a mince pie and a sherry. That's the spirit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: DB, you silly cunt, I've already given Manky an excellent reprimand for this fucking "ketchup shite", yet here you are dragging it out again like a dismal game of scrabble on a wet Sunday, with fucking you, you boring old cunt woman. Listen Cockfingers you lonely Mussel handler. You think anyone takes any notice of anything you have to say? Reprimand? Don't make me laugh,you couldn't reprimand a puppy for shitting on the carpet. You'd just end up with a dog that shits in the house, and invites all it's friends round to shit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Get a room you fucking homos. It sounds as though the only stabbing you two are interested involves swords of the pork variety and each others rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 On 24 December 2015 at 18:09:21, deebom said: Listen Cockfingers you lonely Mussel handler. You think anyone takes any notice of anything you have to say? Reprimand? Don't make me laugh,you couldn't reprimand a puppy for shitting on the carpet. You'd just end up with a dog that shits in the house, and invites all it's friends round to shit too. DB, as a lad we always had 2 cats and 1 dog, which were cynically replaced with another identical hairy cunt of the same brand and name upon the expiration of its predecessor, just like that Sam Rockwell cunt in the movie "Moon". However, they did not have a wise cracking AI in the form of Kevin Spacey to get them out of having their noses rubbed in their own shite on the carpet, which is what your mum should do to you when she finds this little nugget you've laid on our good corners you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 On 23/12/2015 08:53:09, luke swarm said: well one good thing is that all this electronic gear is getting more streamlined and much much lighter.......my old laptop was murder to hold up with one hand. I think you are only one that got the joke Gurt...well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 8 hours ago, luke swarm said: I think you are only one that got the joke Gurt...well done. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 8 hours ago, luke swarm said: I think you are only one that got the joke Gurt...well done. Next time your dog-faced wife is out and you're fapping off whilst wearing her pants, please do us all a favour and go a bit too far with the auto-asphyxiation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 On 24 December 2015 at 16:52:34, Eddie said: Its Eddie to you, Cock muncher, people in glass houses and all that, what the fuck kind of injury is caused by stand yourself through the lungs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 37 minutes ago, Gurt said: Next time your dog-faced wife is out and you're fapping off whilst wearing her pants, please do us all a favour and go a bit too far with the auto-asphyxiation. I always take her for a shite in the park and am rarely away for longer than 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 14 hours ago, Gurt said: Next time your dog-faced wife is out and you're fapping off whilst wearing her pants, please do us all a favour and go a bit too far with the auto-asphyxiation. you sound angry Gurt.....so angry that it took you two posts to express your anger....that's what I like about you.....even though you are as thick as not very fine chopped mince, you are still willing to have a go......but as your dad always used to say to you though....Son you are a waste of oxygen and we should have smothered you at birth....do you remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: you sound angry Gurt.....so angry that it took you two posts to express your anger....that's what I like about you.....even though you are as thick as not very fine chopped mince, you are still willing to have a go......but as your dad always used to say to you though....Son you are a waste of oxygen and we should have smothered you at birth....do you remember. I think you're right Luke, this young upstart is getting a little too wide for his shell suit. I think he was up past his bedtime, slurping the dregs of his mums festive white lightning cans she'd left all over the garden. With a bit of luck, she'll have left the child lock off the kitchen sink dead drunk last night and by the time she comes round rigor mortis will have set in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Oh dear Luke, have you seen your therapist recently? You need to up your dosage, you seem to be projecting again. I know it's hurts to remember your childhood at this time of year. It's terrible that you had to experience such serious abuse at the hands of a violent, drunk, trans-gender, anally fixated patriarch but sadly you are clearly suffering a psychotic break related to your experiences. Seeing all these men dressed as santa around this time of year and then thinking back to your father, fucked on meths and Valium, giving you a present from his 'big red sack' must be particularly distressing. He had such big fingers didn't he? Tell the hospital you need 20mg arsenapine soon as possible and then a review of your case history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 9 minutes ago, Gurt said: Oh dear Luke, have you seen your therapist recently? You need to up your dosage, you seem to be projecting again. I know it's hurts to remember your childhood at this time of year. It's terrible that you had to experience such serious abuse at the hands of a violent, drunk, trans-gender, anally fixated patriarch but sadly you are clearly suffering a psychotic break related to your experiences. Seeing all these men dressed as santa around this time of year and then thinking back to your father, fucked on meths and Valium, giving you a present from his 'big red sack' must be particularly distressing. He had such big fingers didn't he? Tell the hospital you need 20mg arsenapine soon as possible and then a review of your case history. Gurt, you've obviously just woken up in a power station after your traditional family 2 day temazepam bender, bags round your ankles, but now it's time to wise up and undertake a forensic piecing together of the shite you've been at the last two lost days. You'll probably be able to guess from the awful, sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach that you've yet again made an absolute cunt of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 45 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I think you're right Luke, this young upstart is getting a little too wide for his shell suit. I think he was up past his bedtime, slurping the dregs of his mums festive white lightning cans she'd left all over the garden. With a bit of luck, she'll have left the child lock off the kitchen sink dead drunk last night and by the time she comes round rigor mortis will have set in. Stop jumping to conclusions Quincy, just got back from the casino on franks boat which is moored in Monaco over Christmas. We took the SR71 blackbird from Gatwick straight there and I wore my zebra onesie and Kelly Brook wore a little black Chanel number I bought her. I remember her saying 'this is amazing Gurt, I want to be with you forever...' while the London philharmonic played 'this sex is on fire' by The Kings Of Leon. Then we drank Crystal champagne with Brad and Angelina served up to us by orangutan waiters and we danced the night away!!.... http://youtu.be/ljUZsD186Qg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 8 minutes ago, Gurt said: Stop jumping to conclusions Quincy, just got back from the casino on franks boat which is moored in Monaco over Christmas. We took the SR71 blackbird from Gatwick straight there and I wore my zebra onesie and Kelly Brook wore a little black Chanel number I bought her. I remember her saying 'this is amazing Gurt, I want to be with you forever...' while the London philharmonic played 'this sex is on fire' by The Kings Of Leon. Then we drank Crystal champagne with Brad and Angelina served up to us by orangutan waiters and we danced the night away!!.... http://youtu.be/ljUZsD186Qg Gurt, I'm sorry to kill your vibe, man, but I think your dads slipped you some LSD with your Christmas jellies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 22 minutes ago, Gurt said: Oh dear Luke, have you seen your therapist recently? You need to up your dosage, you seem to be projecting again. I know it's hurts to remember your childhood at this time of year. It's terrible that you had to experience such serious abuse at the hands of a violent, drunk, trans-gender, anally fixated patriarch but sadly you are clearly suffering a psychotic break related to your experiences. Seeing all these men dressed as santa around this time of year and then thinking back to your father, fucked on meths and Valium, giving you a present from his 'big red sack' must be particularly distressing. He had such big fingers didn't he? Tell the hospital you need 20mg arsenapine soon as possible and then a review of your case history. Alright how the fuck did you find all this out then eh.......are you a porter here in the hospital, if so that's a serious breach of patient confidentiality. You're that orderly who always appears when we are having our prostates checked aren't you.....I always thought you looked like creepy judge type faggot and now its all becoming clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Alright how the fuck did you find all this out then eh.......are you a porter here in the hospital, if so that's a serious breach of patient confidentiality. You're that orderly who always appears when we are having our prostates checked aren't you.....I always thought you looked like creepy judge type faggot and now its all becoming clear. That isn't my finger.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 1 minute ago, Gurt said: That isn't my finger.... THAT isn't a finger- THIS is a finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: THAT isn't a finger- THIS is a finger. Are you crocodile dundee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 6 minutes ago, Gurt said: That isn't my finger.... Oh fuck.....you're not Doctor ProperKhunt are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Just now, luke swarm said: Oh fuck.....you're not Doctor ProperKhunt are you. see you in 24 hours as soon as he sees this...better not call him a sensitive cunt though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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