Guest Manky Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: You mention it in every other post, each time more interesting than the last. Thank you, I try my best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 27 minutes ago, Manky said: Thank you, I try my best. Aren't you dead? Wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 And now thanks to Brexit a 'grocery boss' is warning of higher prices. And who is this informed figure I hear you cry, none other than Tim Steiner. Who? Yes, I don't know either. Apparently the boss of Ocado. Unless you're part of Sainsburys, Morrisons or Tesco you can fuck right off. I've never even brought anything from your shitty establishment you fucking publicity seeking wankstain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 On 24/06/2016 at 11:14 AM, Sancho Cuntza said: Copied completely in verbatim from the back of a severely disabled 9 year olds maths textbook. What have you got planned for your next act you comedy genius, hand buzzers? Squirting carnations? Quince, we need back in, the little Polish cleaner has gone home ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 19 minutes ago, Fatty said: Quince, we need back in, the little Polish cleaner has gone home ffs Get to fuck, fatso. We all know that you and ed moonlight doing shifts at the local tesco car wash as you can't perform your rampantly bent drag-act live-sex show during daylight hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Get to fuck, fatso. We all know that you and ed moonlight doing shifts at the local tesco car wash as you can't perform your rampantly bent drag-act live-sex show during daylight hours. Nice try Bubs, but we are clearly richer than you, in fact all of the cunts on here!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: Nice try Bubs, but we are clearly richer than you, in fact all of the cunts on here!!! Eddie asked me if I wanted to invest in your venture. When I requested a copy of your accounts for my advisor to take a look at, he started calling quince a nonce and conveniently got himself banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Eddie asked me if I wanted to invest in your venture. When I requested a copy of your accounts for my advisor to take a look at, he started calling quince a nonce and conveniently got himself banned. What are you talking about, I'll give you a job cleaning the motors, that would make you the highest paid taffy on the planet, now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Fatty said: What are you talking about, I'll give you a job cleaning the motors, that would make you the highest paid taffy on the planet, now fuck off Ask him. He said he was looking for investors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Ask him. He said he was looking for investors. Firstly, no blacks, taffs or dogs, and secondly I doubt you would have enough readys to invest, NOW FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: Firstly, no blacks, taffs or dogs, and secondly I doubt you would have enough readys to invest, NOW FUCK OFF So you are looking for investors? Struggling idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bubbles said: So you are looking for investors? Struggling idiot. Er let me think, No, we like our money and our flash cars, and the fanny it all brings, no room for anyone else, sorry, seeya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Fatty said: Er let me think, No, we like our money and our flash cars, and the fanny it all brings, no room for anyone else, sorry, seeya Does a struggling business owner trade in his nice car for a ford escort? No, he portrays an image of success. Turnover is vanity, profit is sanity. Maybe put the cars in your mum's name, just to be safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 31 minutes ago, Fatty said: Er let me think, No, we like our money and our flash cars, and the fanny it all brings, no room for anyone else, sorry, seeya Do you get a specialist company to fit bench seats in your motors or do you sit with a barrage balloon sized buttock in each bucket seat? Do your corpulent jowels flutter in the slipstream like that stupid Great Dane in nearly every YouTube clip ever posted? As for fanny, isn't it a bit of a downer when she has to sit in the back because %96.5 of the front is occupied by Jabba the Stig. Even worse in smaller cars when you have to stick her in the boot. Or are you really a Big Issue seller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 6 hours ago, Manky said: Do you get a specialist company to fit bench seats in your motors or do you sit with a barrage balloon sized buttock in each bucket seat? Do your corpulent jowels flutter in the slipstream like that stupid Great Dane in nearly every YouTube clip ever posted? As for fanny, isn't it a bit of a downer when she has to sit in the back because %96.5 of the front is occupied by Jabba the Stig. Even worse in smaller cars when you have to stick her in the boot. Or are you really a Big Issue seller? We have more money than enough, in fact we really don't have to work ever again, if you'd like to offer, let's say 40 Mill it's all yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Fatty said: We have more money than enough, in fact we really don't have to work ever again, if you'd like to offer, let's say 40 Mill it's all yours 40 milk bottle tops? Fucking swindling cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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