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Guest Bill Stickers
16 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

I've a pretty OK work life balance. .two clients of a certain age today ..bit of TV while I eat my beanfeast...out on a date later on with some desperate ole munter that I'll probably have to bone as shes celebrating her divorce settlement and coughing up for the night out..living her "new life" bolloxology 

Panzerknacker 

As snatch says, work life balance isn't really a thing for the unemployed... Your hours and days just blend into one uninterrupted haze of wanking, crying and botched suicide attempts in a putrid flat that smells of canned food and shame. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
8 hours ago, Gurt said:

Sounds like you migh be there with me quince. Your turn to lap at hairy offal until you tongue gets blisters. My nostrils have got fur-balls

maybe I should post a picture of my ordeal?

I I think you should post a picture of the yak.

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23 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

As snatch says, work life balance isn't really a thing for the unemployed... Your hours and days just blend into one uninterrupted haze of wanking, crying and botched suicide attempts in a putrid flat that smells of canned food and shame. 

Notatall billy boy I've always somewhere to go or something to do ..today I'm going for a nice cycle..meet the bro for a spot of lunch in the city. .then home to watch a bit of TV have dins maybe go out again tonight. .havnt decided ..how's the bin truck today..have they let ya operate the button that makes the bin get tipped ..or are ya still minister for putting bins back when they are empty ...tell us for fucks sake 

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Guest Bill Stickers
2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Notatall billy boy I've always somewhere to go or something to do ..today I'm going for a nice cycle..meet the bro for a spot of lunch in the city. .then home to watch a bit of TV have dins maybe go out again tonight. .havnt decided ..how's the bin truck today..have they let ya operate the button that makes the bin get tipped ..or are ya still minister for putting bins back when they are empty ...tell us for fucks sake 

Panzerknacker 

What you'd give to be a button pusher on a bin lorry. Enjoy cycling to the dole office and the flinders crispy pancakes.

What's on TV at midday these days? Still bargain hunt is it? 

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1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said:

What you'd give to be a button pusher on a bin lorry. Enjoy cycling to the dole office and the flinders crispy pancakes.

What's on TV at midday these days? Still bargain hunt is it? 

No idea yet billy boy ...just getting out of bed now..hmm sun's out. ...ya know what that means..sun's out guns out 

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